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I took this picture of my cat, Glubtubbis Wepple, and I couldn't resist the urge

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Why does the government not want me to own an opposum??? They're so friend shaped

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Aw man I missed the debut :(

You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2028.

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The twitter rate limit is giving that one middle aged mom at the community potluck who I shaming others for the amount of cookies (that she did not bake) everyone is having

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Damn I guess the Logitech controller wasn't such a bad idea after all

the passengers on oceangate are dead (they imploded) and they confirmed the debris was from the submersible but the shit that has me fucking losing it is that the logitech controller made it out almost unscathed

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I came to Tumblr in that space in between when it was the 2010s and was cool and now when cpr started being done from the nearly simultaneous collapses of Twitter and reddit

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It's hilarious how many Twitter refugees have no clue how silly Tumblr is lmao

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can we all agree that batman is a massive himbo for his lanky genderfluid boyfriend ( i crave t4t batjokes)

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Victory

Mario: Okay answer me this why do you want to marry my brother? Bowser: To be honest is cuz of his big a8s Luigi: Princess peach: Kamek: Mario: Hah! That is the same reason I rescue peach you have my permission

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Bro do not ask me to think. You will here old dial up computer noises coming out my mouth.