Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.
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A life without collecting trinkets is no life at all
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so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you
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tumblr user sudokufaggot has nomitated herself to run for CEO, citing the advanced ability to count to 9
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why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this
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beloveds... let us retire the use of the Supernatural meme to deliver important world news ESPECIALLY when it pertains to Palestine
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i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.
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“flaunting her songwriting”
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you just know when someone in customer service says “thank you for your patience!!!!” they’re fighting for their lives that day
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oh by the way, in Danish, "fag" means "subject" and "slut" means "end" so on library shelves you will see "fag slut" to note where the break in book topics is
pronounced fay' sloot
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As someone who has been living with severe suicidal ideation my entire life I wanna tell you all something, you don’t have to stay alive for yourself. People will say it’s a bad idea to live for external things because they’re temporary, and it’s true living for yourself is ideal but if you’re not to that point yet that’s ok too.
I’ve lived for my dog for the past 4 years, before that I lived for my snakes, before that I lived for my cat. You can live for whatever needs you and whatever matters to you. Live for your best friend, live for your plants, live for your pets, live for your animal crossing town. Live for whatever keeps you alive and the day will come when you can live for yourself.
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