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GRIMES AND ELON MUSK HAD ANOTHER BABY????

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i love how shadow-san just busted open a hole after knocking out 300 pounds of muscle and threatening carmen with death and was like "get in"

what

what did he expect her to do

"no questions" how about like

i dont know

anything else SHE THINKS YOU ARE GOING TO STICK HER DOWN THERE SO ITS LESS OF A WAY TO DRAG HER BODY OR SOMETHINGHJEGFHFSAS

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leather gay and denim bi

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Soulmates but friends should definitely be a thing 😍

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Guys!!! Quick!!! post your gay stuff while Disney IS looking !!!!!

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KING OF REDEMPTION ARCS

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If being friends with a bunch of fic writers has taught me one thing, it’s that not a damn one of you can finish a fic without starting another halfway through. Your minds

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the year is 2026. you're getting married to your wonderful partner. it's the happiest moment of your life. as you say the vows and kiss as a married couple for the first time, you freeze in shock. you see him in the crowd

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Subscription service called Piss where they let you pee in your own toilet (up to three times a day) for only $15.99 a month

Sign up for PissPlus to get unlimited pisses in your own toilet for an additional $20.99

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“A mating ritual between red-eared slider turtles”

(via)

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I feel like this has been done before but idc

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losing it over this

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body parts that need regular moisturising are literally so fucking stupid like. my brother in christ we’re 60% water

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fat men's worth is not defined by people's attraction to them! fat men are worthwhile and handsome regardless of who is into them! they do not become worth it when someone thinks theyre sexy! fat men are always worth the world!

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Most oddly named town in each US state.