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they say home is where your wifi connects automatically... just rolled up to my fave cafe outside my old apartment in moscow and boom- connected. a sing tear fell down my face. all is beautiufl. i ohome

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what is this website

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Me whenever im sick: save me osmosis jones you sexy little microscopic blue bitch

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“The actors life is one of the hardest lives…They only have themselves and they are mostly waiting and hoping, and you see how fate plays such a role in who rises and who falls.” - David Lynch from David Lynch: The Man from Another Place (Dennis Lim) 

— Sunset Boulevard (1950) dir. Billy Wilder   — Mulholland Drive (2001) dir. David Lynch 

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What We Do In The Shadows (2014) dir. Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement

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hey i’m drunk so let me tell you a story

ok? 

let me tell you the story about the three blind men. 

why is it always 3 why are they always blind why are they always men

this might keep you up at night   warning

one winter night, three blind men set out on a mission to retrieve their sight from some wizard on the other side of the wood. when i say wood i mean like...  a back yard. i mean this was probably not as big of a distance as you're thinking. like 50, 75 meters probably i don't know

they're blind

so three blind men set out one night to find their sight and before they do, they all gather up some tools to assist them in case they run into trouble. first guy brought brought a dagger and three canteens of whiskey. the other guy brought a dog- not a trained dog or anything like that. just his dog. a regular dog.   a  big dump pupper. the last guy came through with a fucking rain stick and was ready to go.

they were set to meet at half-past midnight. the first guy arrived on time at the edge of the wood and found himself alone. he took a few swigs from his canteen and waited.   the other two were late by 15 minutes and the first guy was,   like,    so pissed off. at 12:45 the three blind travellers set off into the woods in silence, keeping their ears clear for the direction of the dog's sniffling nose- blissfully unaware of the horrific scenery quickly evolving around them.

for you see, the trees were not trees but alive- and pulsating the branches criss cross like hissing snakes overhead. there are no shadows because there is no light

but this was no problem for the three blind men- still walking forward, holding their tools out in front of them. and as they moved forward, the path began to clear. it began to show a hint of something welcoming. of something pale blue    of vibrant moonlight.

but this was no comfort for the three blind men- still walking forward in darkness. they passed the last tree and stepped forward into a clearing. the view opened up and the dark, crampedness of the woods disappeared completely and it was really beautiful. you guys a big, open valley with a large oval dent- a smooth crater, like when you dip your thumb in a smooth ball of bread dough the tall grass glistened as it stretched over the sides a big wave stopped still- paused. and the moon

the beacon of blueish yellow against the black starless sky, the moon spilled across the valley.

the one guys dog yeah remember there were guys in this story

the one guys dog sat, tail wagging, gazing upon the scenery. but the three blind men stood, unaware, their heads still fixed behind them toward the wood.

do you suppose we went the wrong way? says the first guy.

Did we have a direction in the first place? Asked the second.

why aren't we walking? the first guy asked more urgently though really to no one in particular.

the dog has stopped the guy with the rain stick explained rather stupidly like no duh the dog stoppped moving they're blind they're not fucking oblivious

but anyway my dude suddenly crouched down, mimicking the dog's pose- and turned his pair of unseeing eyes up to the sky he waited for a a prolonged series of seconds. the other guys started to laugh wondering why their friend was sitting next to the dog but then it happened

like a flash or a sudden burst of realization, the moon hit his eye the man could see. and it was exactly, one could say, like a big pizza pie. a single tear dripped unapologetically down his cheek and he knew deep down that only one word could sum up this feeling. this gratitude. and that that's amore.

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“It’s happening again, it’s happening again”.

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David Lynch - Twin Peaks (Season 3, Episode 8, 2017)

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I’m going to be on Russian’s version of the X Factor as their performance coach. lmfao what

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Complimenting an artistic friend’s work

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It (2017, dir. Andrés Muschietti)

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If Hogwarts was underwater, you’d get there via King’s Crustacean 

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Black Panther Cast for Essence Magazine  

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Twin Peaks: Beyond Life and Death (1991), dir. David Lynch