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If not gay, why the Rainbows? 🌈

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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エラクゥス一門＋チリシィ

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Zane from Ninjago is not a nindroid. He has never been a nindroid, and should never become a nindroid. Nothing against nindroids, but he has been a ninja for 1+ years. We all grew up with Zane and why would we let them change him for absolutely zero reason? The new writer should just create a new character that is a nindroid, not rewrite one of the best lego characters in history. Sign this petition if you agree Zane should stay a human. Once we reach a good amount of people who have signed I will not contact the new writer on instagram because I'm not a fucking idiot.

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are we still fucking with ponyjago

ALT TEXT FROM THE IMAGES + other doodles

Jay:

weather control pegasus

shorter wings, good at fast flying at short distances

Nya:

CAN YOU. IMAGINE BEING BORN AS A PONY AND YOU ARE JUST A BORING ASS EARTH PONY LIKE EVERYPONY ELSE IS FLYING AND DOING MAGIC AND UR LIKE uhhh i can walk

this isnt a diss i swear, i love nya

Kai:

used to help lloyd with practicing spells

Cole:

i dont have much to say abt him, but this is my fav design

Lloyd:

gets his wings either in the s2 finale or the s10 finale

born as an unicorn

Zane:

doesnt have a cutiemark bcs. robot

bothered by that at first, learns to accept it while unlocking his true potential

Harumi:

princess, but not an allicorn

i imagine them being one of those cunty canterlot horses

Morro:

blank flank

tries to cover it either with wings or tail

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This clip will become my Roman Empire istg

The way the scandalous viper says “you look like a discerning gentleman” sounds like he’s calling him fucking gay LMAO

Also- they could’ve picked anything else, but they made that toaster shine RAINBOW! As far as I know rainbow doesn’t have that strong of a connection with disco, even so, making it shine like a disco ball would’ve made more sense rightttt

It’s almost like they wanted to give Cole the gay toaster hmmmm-

ALL HAIL THE DISCOTOASTER!!

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Aw he so eepy ^⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠^

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I don't think we give Geo enought credit for NOT taking the founders in a very dangerous adventure.

He's litteraly the only character in Ninjago that stop for a second to think ''Mmmmm, this sound dangerous, maybe the kids shouldn't do that'' and actually voice it out.

The other characters of that show would have no problem bringing children into an active volcano. They are jusd ex-child soldiers like that.

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I'm convince the only reason Jay isn't allowed to be in DR is because he doesn't have a troubled child to take care of. - Lloyd has Arin and Sora - Nya is backup parent for these two as well (also for Lloyd in general) - Kai has Wildfyre - Cole has the Founders + Bonzle (truly a busy dad) - Zane has...Mr Frohicky? The only thing Jay needs to do to be back in the club is to find a sassy child in the Backrooms of the administration. It's that simple.

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meow

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for you

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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watching the end of season 2 now is so fucking funny. after the final battle all the ninja are like "hheh.... well it was a fun ride....... maybe we'll be able to apply what we learned as ninja to our everyday lives. and who knows...... maybe the world will need ninja again someday" it's like oh you poor souls you have no idea. 16 seasons and 5000 instances of trauma later,

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would be so hard to choose if they didn't use an image of TFA Bee, who is objectively a little shit (on purpose)

Round 15! Arin vs Bumblebee

Lego vs Transformer

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10k dtiys for @/raishifts !!! (already tagged u on insta so i wont here LOL) :))

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you know boreal is zanes dragon because he manages to squeeze in 2 fakeout deaths and 1 real death in his exactly 5 minutes and 16 seconds of screentime

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I woke in a cold sweat and had to make this