satirates
satirates
brrrrrrrrrr
1K posts
English's not my first language, so sorry for my ugly spelling mistakes ( I'm getting better I swear!)
Last active 4 hours ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
satirates · 8 hours ago
Text
That one red ranger from power rangers overdrive
people are sooooo judgemental when a thing that was pretending to be human peels off its face revealing itself to be some sort of creature or perhaps machine
313 notes · View notes
satirates · 23 hours ago
Text
Blue exorcist Chapter 4 reaction:
Tumblr media
Let the girl call the plants what she wants 2025!
(also, how could Rin en up with 2?! Poor guy must have some difficulty to read...)
Tumblr media
I've got to love a punk nerd.
I don't like how he treat Rin tho. People that got low grade are not always putting minimum effort in their work. Rin's trying is hardest, he's just not book smart.
Tumblr media
... And I thought P.E at my school was bad.
If Bon wasn't so polite, he would definitely flip the bird too.
Tumblr media
I feels for Ryuji, but he kinda started it . He should let the son of Satan alone
Tumblr media
Holy smoke, did Rin's and Yukio's birth did that? They are both 15 right, so this must be before they were birth?
Tumblr media
Can he let that go already? They meet each other like 3 weeks ago.
Tumblr media
Sidekicks to the rescue!
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Bonding over defeating the king of hell is sure a strange thing, but I won't complain. They are both determined, at least.
Tumblr media
Rin can control demons? Or at least scare them in a way. That could come up handy in the future.
Tumblr media
Mephisto is such a shady guy. I don't trust him one bit
Anyway, it's nice to get to know the other characters. Even if they are an asshole like Ryuji at first. Hope we got a chapter one day with both him and Rin kicking Satan's ass.
Bonus Yukio and Shiemi:
Tumblr media Tumblr media
1 note · View note
satirates · 23 hours ago
Text
Cuties
Tumblr media
5 notes · View notes
satirates · 24 hours ago
Text
Rin first tought about Ryuji
Tumblr media
'He’s such a weird stalky guy. But that hair? Hella fine!''
7 notes · View notes
satirates · 24 hours ago
Text
I love when people say they’re investing in one of my posts and the post flops. you made a poor investment and your stocks have crashed
97 notes · View notes
satirates · 2 days ago
Text
Reminder to myself that
Helix and Bones of 212th are fanon characters
Dooku is canonically not a Yan
Grandmaster and grandpadawan are not real terms when it comes to lineages
Padme and Anakin's marriage is not an open secret
Clones don't speak Mando'a
Cal Kestis and Caleb Dume weren't best friends before Order 66
Kote is not Cody's name
However, I will be ignoring these facts just because I can and no one can do anything to stop me
787 notes · View notes
satirates · 6 days ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
★ 【조철홍】 「 1 // 2 」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter
7K notes · View notes
satirates · 7 days ago
Text
Mission Time! (chapter 3 reaction)
Tumblr media
I'm sure he won't interfere. Don't worry. *10 minutes later*
Tumblr media
...............
Tumblr media
Omg, she looks so precious! I love her little bird hair clip!
Tumblr media Tumblr media
They are having a rough start, but I'm happy that they are getting along so fast ^^
Tumblr media Tumblr media
pfff, what's with these faces?!
Tumblr media Tumblr media
This is literally my worst nightmare. Plants are so scary
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Shiemi is the opposite of these kids who refused to go outside.
On a more serious note, she seems pretty upset. She must really like this garden.(and grandma)
Tumblr media
Is this plant All blue??
Tumblr media
Really sad panel here. Poor grandma
Tumblr media
Asking for protection from a demonic voice may not be the best idea, sweetpea
Tumblr media
A flashback to literally the last chapter is... something. Again, Rin feels bad about his father's death. Maybe talking to Shiemi can help?
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Dude, you're ruining the mood. Read the room
Tumblr media
ew ew ew EW EW EW EW
Tumblr media Tumblr media
He's such an asshole ( and I love him for it)
look at this smirk
Tumblr media
9also, he apparently WAS NOT bluffing. at least he is a good shot
Tumblr media
Swoosh!!!
Tumblr media
+ 1 to the crew! I like Shiemi a lot. She has a caring attitude that matches well with her herbalist theme. I also think it's cute that her and Rin has something for each other from the get-go. He spent half of the chapter giving her big, wide eyes. so cute!
Bonus blushing Rin:
Tumblr media
6 notes · View notes
satirates · 7 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
Don't be angry Rin, these kids' learning books are peak entertainment. They are way better than the one without pictures
19 notes · View notes
satirates · 8 days ago
Text
Ao no Exorcist chapter 2 : Big Brother, Little Brother
We are going to the academy!
Tumblr media
Can we really trust him, tho? Not for the clown thing, for the obviously a demon thing.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Hi Yukio! Also I really like that panel, this manga really know how to make interesting set pieces.
Tumblr media
Babies!! They both look so cute! :) I wonder if Yukio's dream to be a doctor has something to do with Rin often getting hurt in fights when he was little.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Omg Rin, that's harsh!
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Awww, he's so proud! Him trying to hide things from his brother (entire parts of his life) won't come to bite him in the ass later, i'm sure (no)
Tumblr media Tumblr media
15 years old and already with a teaching degree, what a life. I always wondered how Yukio managed to do his full exorcist formation without Rin noticing. Does that mean that Rin was alone most of the time at the monastery while Shiro and Yukio were at the academy? Seems like quite a big thing to hide for years.
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Ouch, what a way to break the new. Yukio seems pretty upset here's somehow. Like he didn't expect Rin to not react to his secret life or maybe he is mad at him for knowing now? Rin's anger is justified, if my little brother announced to me that all this time he was a f1 driver I would be upset
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Yukio, don't say things you don't mean. That's incredibly rude
They didn't talk at all since their father died? We're not talking about tiny feeling; Yukio is literally accusing his brother of being responsible for their father's death. They will need to talk it out soon, ideally without fighting at the same time
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Ouch...
Tumblr media
Aww, Rin is so pure! If my brother pointed a gun at me, I wouldn't be so chill. I think that also proves that Yukio was all talk, no action. I don't think he intends to hurt Rin, just show his sick new exorcist moves
Tumblr media
Man, you are a manga protagonist, everybody will die for you at any time. That's the plot armour curse (also, maybe forshadowing)
Tumblr media Tumblr media
They basically end the fight with ''we both want to get stronger. I'm happy that they are no longer at odds, but how does this address anything that was revealed? Yukio still hides 8 years of his life from Rin and still thinks of him ass dangerous. They really need to talk about it!!!
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Awww, I forgot that part. He does care a lo! He just has a strange way to show it!
Tumblr media
And now they are roommates! This chapter was so packed, OMG. But since I remember the conflict between the brothers being my favourite part of the plot when I was reading this manga 10 years ago, I really wanted to record most of it. And it's all start here!
Sorry for the long post, Bonus milk:
Tumblr media
6 notes · View notes
satirates · 8 days ago
Text
Candace Flynn would totally read and write fanfiction and then have the craziest updated in the authors notes.
"Sorry for this late chapter. My brothers built ANOTHER rollercoaster. Somehow my mom didn't notice AGAIN."
"Hi sorry, I was already to post but then I remembered it was my parents' anniversary. So then me and my brothers had to help my dad set something up. Bevause he forgot about it, so I had to distracted my mom for the whole day while my brother's rekindled Love Handle. It worked, and they had a great anniversary. Anyway, here is the next chapter of the Ducky Momo x MCU AU"
5K notes · View notes
satirates · 9 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
NOT PASS!!
Tumblr media
YEAH! KICK HIS ASS! (with the power of god)
Tumblr media
Now is the time for some exposition. These demons are adorable. I need one as a plushie
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Man, I forgot how bad being a teenager is. One instant you are trying to get a summer job, the other you are outed as the son of Satan. That's rought, buddy.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Not a good way to reassure your terrified son, at least he seems to regret it. Poor Rin is really going through it in the pan of 5 minutes
Tumblr media
I'm not calling this guy ''dad'' even if he's in the body of one.
Tumblr media
One ''houra'' for demon boy!
Tumblr media Tumblr media
:'(
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Mood.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
.. A BLUE EXORCIST!!! Here's the series start. I like hi's new design with the fangs, it looks cute. Anyway, I really hope we get to see him beat Satan at one point in this series so he can get revenge for his dad's death. It would be very satisfying.
18 notes · View notes
satirates · 9 days ago
Text
Kids, don't follow strangers who bully you, then ask you to go meet Satan. It's probably not a good idea
Tumblr media Tumblr media
5 notes · View notes
satirates · 9 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
Mandatory ''main character of a manga is obsessed with food/meat'' moment. I would also get a job for sukiyaki, so no judgment there)
12 notes · View notes
satirates · 9 days ago
Text
Yukio gaslighting since chapter 1, I see. This is the fakest smile I've ever seen
Tumblr media
9 notes · View notes
satirates · 9 days ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
We are starting strong with some boy and dad conflict. Isn't Rin like 16, tho? Why would he need to get a job?
11 notes · View notes
satirates · 13 days ago
Text
Starting to read Ao no exorcist again. It used to be my favourite ongoing manga back in my teenage years. I don't remember which chapter was my last, but I stopped reading shortly after Noragami went on hiatus. So maybe chapter 80 or something? Anyway, I'm starting from the beginning again. Hope I still like it. The last thing I remember was Yukio having a mental breakdown, but I don't know the context. Hope he's doing better.
6 notes · View notes