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How Much

Yandere prompt 39. “Tell Me How Much You Love Me”

Yandere!Reader x Prosciutto

Rating: Mature

Word Count: 904

Content Warning: Kidnapping, Violence, Yandere

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My collection of clothing references for writing. 

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You ok? Just noticed you weren’t as active as usual

i don’t really know how to answer this but i’m ok, just not feeling inspired to write anything 🙃 thank you for checking in with me tho <3

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thanks for the tag @dragons-and-skulls

probs most accurate genderbend of me

tagging / @thedoctorofpoop @moonbeamwritings @j0succ @jellyluchi

*deep breath*

I'VE FOUND A MALE PICREW!!!!!!!

me/toman member me

most accurate picrew of me so far ^^^^^^ all my pretty girls, make yourselves as a male

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thank you for the tag @kuroowo

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It’s Picrew Time!

Hey everyone, during a mental crisis I always end up going here and share with you the result. 

It seems that I look like an asshole depressed person when people find me thinking infact this is the result 😂

Share your result, link here!

tagging @jin-mowi @xsugarysweetsx​ @noritoshiikamo @chososupremacy @nkogneatho​ @wallpapersandstuff @fyodamn @whorefordazai @castleoikawa​ @sugawara-sweetheart​  @laraazoldyck​ + anyone else

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Ngl id love diego to go feral on me personally. Not many people seem to utelize that part of him

bro they don’t omg i want diego to half shift and fuck me with that dino dick

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Dio has a breeding kink. It goes hard and it is canon. Like we all know why he has so much babies 😔 smh dio u couldve told me wtf 😭?????

cw/ breeding kink, unintentional cock warming, cum

nsfw content under the cut: minors don’t react !

dio most definitely has a breeding kink, that and he sees cumming inside as leaving his mark on the person he’s with. despite loving to breed both men and women, he doesn’t particularly enjoy the idea of having to look after a child, why let something so annoying tie you down?

after fucking you, he’ll keep his cock inside of you as if to use it as a plug, keeping all of his cum inside of you and not wasting a drop of it. even if his cock his soft inside of you, it’s still large and everytime he shifts himself it brings a new wave of pleasure.

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I would really love to have Lisa Lisa as a sugar mommy

finally lisa lisa thirsts

cw / sugar mommy

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lisa lisa never thought she would be in this predicament. many would assume she would be the type to have one but it wasn’t until she reached the age of fifty-three, that she took it upon herself to spoil someone beloved.

and beloved, you were.

first introduced as elizabeth, she had been eyeing you up throughout the night. she wasn’t being exactly subtle about her attraction to you, much less when she was kissing you sweetly against her silk sheets at the end of the night. the day after, conversations were made and it was clear that she was a mother first to the son that had sprung back into her life with hamon lessons, you were to be second as her gorgeous play-thing.

any debt or school fees were to paid off mysteriously and with no need to worry about a job or income, you were available to spend your nights and days with lisa lisa when you aren’t preoccupied with anything too important.

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Can I please have a reverse harem type fic where the reader takes the blow from King Crimson instead of Abbacchio? She risks her life for him because he deserves it. Giorno saves her though because no death in this house ma'am! She's looking at Abbacchio while lying on the ground and she can tell in his eyes that he's blaming himself and questioning why she'd ever do something like that and she speaks to him softly and gently, "Abbacchio, I'd do this a thousand times more if it meant that you'd be okay. I'd do this for any of you. Abbacchio, you need to know just how much you're worth. You're worth my soul, okay? Please know that." HE NEEDS TO BE SHOWN LOVE.

as a card carrying member of the abbacchio appreciation club... YES

It all happens so quickly.

One minute you’re standing beside Moody Blues, watching as it reels through time, and the next, you’re flat on your back, blood seeping from your chest as Abbacchio stares on in horror.

You came out of nowhere, pushing him to the ground only to suffer the very blow marked with his name. He scrambles to his feet, livid and frustrated that you’d even think to do this. He should be dead. This wasn’t supposed to happen.

He screams then, yelling for Giorno and the others as he clutches your hand in his own. He scans the crowd for that damn kid, the one with the pink hair, but he can’t find him. When his search comes up empty, he focuses on taking care of you - speaking in a low, even tone as he assures you that Giorno will be right there.

You bring a weak hand up to his cheek, swiping your thumb beneath his eye. Your voice is tired as you tell him he’s crying.

He hadn’t even realized that his face was wet with tears, too focused on you and what you’d just done for him to care. The whole situation is familiar, too familiar, and he feels bile rise in his throat. He can’t - he won’t - lose another partner, not like this.

Abbacchio calls for Giorno again, and the kid answers in seconds, running up behind him ready to heal you. The process takes what feels like hours, but when Gold Experience finishes, you’re fine. Your hands are still sticky with blood and wet with Abbacchio’s tears, but you’re alive and breathing. Nothing else matters.

Abbacchio scowls, “What the hell were you thinking!? You could’ve died! Are you stupid? Do you have a death wish?”

The words come out in a biting flurry, Abbacchio practically spitting them at you with all the ferocity of a man scorned. Mista tries to step in and stop him, putting a hand on his shoulder as a warning to calm down, but it falls on deaf ears.

Abbacchio’s ranting only stops when you bring your hand to his cheek again and look at him with the most genuine, raw emotion he’s ever seen. “Abbacchio, I wanted to. You’re my friend and I love you. I just want you to be safe. Isn’t that what this is all about? We protect each other.”

His breath hitches, chest suddenly feeling too tight and eyes prickling with unshed tears. Your voice drops low so as to not be overheard as you continue, “You deserve it, and don’t for a second think that you don’t.”

You’re earnest and resolute, not to be trifled with as you cradle his cheek in your palm, and for once, Abbacchio starts to believe you.

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The part of me that wants to piss on Abbacchio's cock while he jerks off is in conflict with the part of me that wants him to rest his head on my tiddies while I tell him that he's worthy of love. -🐜

why not do both at the same time? indulge him with a little praise and a lot of piss

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related to the song you posted with melone as illustration, it made me think of one video with risotto on it, playing the slowed down version of wolf moon by type o negative, it's on youtube as well (basically the song is about a man who eats his partner out during their period and acts or transforms into a werewolf, and that's so accurate to associate it with risotto like.....plus the voice of the singer is very risotto like imo) just a thought, if you wanna check it someday

(i tried to send this ask a few times and i doubt it's been send several times but if thats the case im so so sorry)

hmmmmm i’m listening to it rn and it’s not my fav tbh but i’ll try it a few more times and see if it grows on me. anything like massive attack is my kinda vibe

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i just wanna ride someone to this song :( or at least get fucked from behind

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okay HEAR MY OUT I would love to be in a poly relationship with Oldseph and Suzie Q

NO BC ME TOO!! i don’t see much love for older suzi q but she’s so adorable like i agree with u anon,, i’d hope in between those two anyway

cw / polyamorous relationship

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suzi q is so endearing and doting, going out of her way to pamper and look after to you in every moment while joseph hands out the cards for spending with a disapproving look. more often that not, he’s spending more money on the both of you than you do yourself.

being in a relationship with the two is never going to leave you lonely. whenever joseph is away, you’re with suzi and whenever you’re with joseph, suzi is either bound to be there or calling at any given moment.

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aaaAAA I go in for voice acting auditions today and might wind up in a videogame, wish me luck ;w; -🍉

OMG THATS SO COOL GOODLUCK!!

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Reblog and put in the tags a ship you're pretty sure could've made the series better if they got together instead of the Canon ship?

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i’m so drunk and my tattoo is so hot. i also have pizza.