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HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY SHOYO!!!!!!!!! 🫶🏻🧡🧡🧡🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🏐🏐🏐

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haikyuu airport headcanons bc im in an airport. no particular order. shipping involved.

- Daichi has never missed a flight and somehow everyone manages to make fun of him for this. never forgets to pack anything. always finds his gate on time. "lmao loser," Suga says, missing 2 bags and lost as fuck across the airport. he will not make his flight.

- Hinata and Kageyama navigating an airport is nearly a crisis. They can never agree on the right way to go and especially during layovers will often end up outside of security. The first time they travel with Tsukki + Yama as a group it's like a goddamn miracle because they dont need to rush and everything goes smoothly.

- on that topic, Tsukki and Yamaguchi have travel down to a science. these bitches have checklists and schedules and just get in and out. Tsukki keeps the boarding passes and Yamaguchi counts the bags and they split snacks on the plane and just nail the whole affair

- Noya and Asahi are the most experienced travelers and have been to so many airports and you'd think this makes them good at airports and it does not

- Ushijima has never gotten through security without being searched.

- Oikawa likes airports an unreasonable amount. Bitch thrives in liminal spaces. "Lets go check out which stores are open," he says, as Iwaizumi begs him to let him sit down and nap during their layover

- Kenma has airport anxiety. "We're going to miss our flight. What if our gate changes?" What if there's a delay?" He does not like putting his schedule into the hands of an Airline. Rightfully so, he loses his luggage an obscene amount.

- Kageyama and Hinata fighting and causing a ruckus in the airport and security has to come over to talk to them

- Tendou and Ushijima are generally really prepared and on top of things, but they just seem to have the worst luck. They got stranded at an airport during a layover for like 14 hours and went through every stage of grief. It doesnt help that Ushijima is really practical and good at accepting circumstances ("I'll just sit here and wait") but Tendou is highly emotional ("I'm going to eat the next airline associate that tries to talk to me.")

- Daichi is often seen standing alone in airports. This is because no matter who he's traveling with, he's probably waiting for them to catch up.

- Aran thought he was a good and functional adult until he saw Kita's itinerary for their travel plans and how neurotic he was about making sure everything on time. Kita will pre-measure and weigh all luggage to know exactly whats going on. Looking at airport layouts days before to memorize what needs to be done.

- Atsumu and Osamu have never made a flight on time. The best they can hope for is sprinting across the airport at full-tilt. This is a common occurance.

- Oikawa makes friends wherever he goes so he doesnt mind long layovers, he'll just sit and chat with whoever is around to pass the time, but one time he did leave with a group to check out a store without saying anything and Iwaizumi was lost for 30 minutes

- Asahi has so much anxiety with airports. Too many people. Too many deadlines. Bad vibes. One time a guy in an airport gave him incorrect directions to a gate and he missed his flight and he has never recovered.

- Kuroo "Yeah we have tons of time" Tetsurou is a menace to airport staff and has never budgeted enough time.

- Tsukki is a master at packing efficiently and this is exclusively due to wanting to avoid others complaining. He can pull basically anything out of his carry-on to prevent whining on a 5 hour flight. Yamaguchi uses him like a vending machine.

- Daichi once got mistaken for an airline worker and ended up with a whole group of people he was helping find their gates

- Bokuto loves traveling and flying. He finds it so fun and exciting. This is probably why Akaashi hates traveling and flying.

- Suga secretly likes layovers because he secretly hates planes and cannot stand sitting still for that long. He always pretends it such a hassle to have to wait but its the best part of the travel day when he gets to buy himself a muffin and bother Daichi for entertainment.

- Ushijima, Daichi, Kenma, and Asahi are all team "No PDA in an Airport!!!!!" whereas Tendou, Suga, Kuroo and Noya are all team "We have 2 hours to kill let me make out with you!!!!"

- Yamaguchi has sooooooo many reward points. Tsukishima doesnt even know what he's doing to get them, he's just a master of good deals and specials.

- Mile High Club Members: Iwaoi, Bokuaka, Ushiten, and Asanoya

- Wannabe Mile High Club Members who cannot convince their boyfriends it'll be okay: Suga

- Wannabe Mile High Club Members that will NOT admit they think about it: Yamaguchi, Hinata, Kageyama, Aran

... well im boarding soon so thanks for reading ig

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I'm all for people hitting yams with the "long hair and a cool fashion sense" beam but my favorite timeskip flavor is lame office worker

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letter to theo by vincent van gogh

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when you obsess over a bg character (again)

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These were originally supposed to be warmups but I accidentally ended up spending 3 hours on these lol

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飛べ !! 🧡🐦‍⬛🏐

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I just think yamaguchi would definitely get a job at shimada mart and definitely be annoying

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Yamaguchi telling Tsukishima "see you at the top" as he runs ahead of him... quite literally being a few steps ahead of him on their way to the top but still having complete faith in the fact that Tsukishima will eventually make it to the top... yeah.

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this entire thing is amazing but i like the implication that yamaguchi likes bugs and tsukishima has an aversion to them

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he's like a cat that's trying to look big and scary but only resulting in looking cute

(this pout was directed at hinata btw)

((he smiles at him right after this btw))

(((i will never shut up abt this btw)))

poutyama i am so fond of you…i forget at times how childish he can be but then i remember that he’s literally the baby of his team AND family. he’s just so cutie 😭

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"MY BRAID FELL OFF"

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"HE'S LIKE A NINJA"

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TSUKISHIMA IS ROXAS??

i was today years old when i found out that suga's voice actor (miyu irino) is also the voice of haku from spirited away and sora from kingdom hearts (among other characters i don't know as well)

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it's just so crazy that if tobio was accepted into shiratorizawa he would probably never fully handle the rejection he faced in middle school. sure, ushijima would be someone amazing to set to, but would tobio actually be able to grow as a setter AND person? would he have a senpai like suga who happily offers support and advice? would he have a captain like daichi who's stern yet someone you can depend on? would he have takeda who can uplift him in the best possible ways with incredible advice? WOULD HE HAVE HINATA SHOYO WHO TAUGHT KAGEYAMA TOBIO WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A TRUE PARTNER?

without karasuno, tobio would never have grown at the incredible rate it did. it wasn't simply because of the coaching but because kageyama tobio dared to forgive his past self and move forward. now tobio can proudly claim the title "king of the court" because of shoyo and karasuno. tobio was always meant to find his way back to shoyo and it led to him finding a family with karasuno <3

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I think if anyone other than Kageyama called Hinata a dumbass it would not register with him. He'd think they were talking to someone else, and wouldn't react to it at all. Fly completely over his head. Conversely if Kageyama called someone else a dumbass Hinata would be genuinely offended. Like the 'I thought I was dumbass' vine, but he'd be frothing at the mouth and biting through his shirt.