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Siren sisters by Betty Jiang
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Rockweed gunnel (Apodichthys fucorum)
Photo by Marlin Harms
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i don't have any SHITFUCK firewood i CANNOT use smoke signals. for the last god damn time. do you know how much it takes to make me miss siri
hey google gemini how do i tenderly inform my friend that i want to beat his meat until he fucking dies
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hey google gemini how do i tenderly inform my friend that i want to beat his meat until he fucking dies
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suddenly it's all cupcakes and rainbows
you achieve sexual penetration for the first time and suddenly life is worth living
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you achieve sexual penetration for the first time and suddenly life is worth living
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Valdemarsvik, Östergötland County, Sweden.
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The Islander
Jamie Wyeth (1046-)
American Artist
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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
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guy who's pronouns are "he/she/they" (that's the whole pronoun) and "to whom it may concern" (that's the whole other pronoun) and everyone gets mad at to whom it may concern because his/her/their pronouns are so long
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