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Just realized Penelope asks Odysseus how long it has been because she’s lost count of all the days and nights she waited for him to get back home,
and he tells her twenty years, because he has counted every day and night until that very moment where they were finally back together.
#and some people still prefer odydio#ok kidding I love both but I’m an odypen truther#odysseus#penelope#odypen#telemachus#epic the musical
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“James Potter is the biggest yearner-“
Is this Remus Lupin erasure???
#you are not about to tell me mr. Cries every time forget her by Jeff Buckley is losing to that wanna be Alfa BOU#love James but he’s 100% losing in this to Remus#“what about crimson rivers-” that’s a different discussion#remus Lupin
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farmer remus taking care of sheep. farmer remus tending to cows and calves. farmer remus feeding horses. farmer remus collecting eggs from their hens. famer remus having his one favourite pig that he spends lots of time with. farmer remus who is used to the country side. just farmer remus
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pandora: reggie Evan is being xenophobic again
regulus: i beg your pardon?
evan: dora for the last time, that is NOT what that word means
pandora: you were mean to xenophilius, that makes your xenophobic
dorcas: i dont think you know how definitions work love
regulus: no, no, she’s technically right
barty: god forbid a girl lets language evolve past societal rules
pandora, high-fiving him: exactly, evan is xenophobic and reg and barty are homophobic
barty, with his hand still up in the air freezing: i’m what now?
pandora: you know, because you both hate your homes. homeophobic
regulus: okay never mind i take back my support
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barty who has kissed all his friends just because he likes to kiss and show love that way and no one has a problem with it. pandora? lovely. regulus? punched him in the face after. dorcas? she's a lesbian so they have kissed just to kiss. but evan has a problem because he's the only one barty hasn't kissed and he doesn't get why. like. does barty not see him as a friend too? what is going on there?? so eventually they get into an argument and barty ends it up with "I don't want our first kiss to be casual" and well, they end up kissing, and it is not casual, because it could've never been casual between them.
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Thinking about dirt poor Remus lupin stuck in a hipster nightmare of a coffee shop that just happens to be on the path of oh so confident Regulus Black
Regulus becomes a regular after the first time Remus serves him because he *has* to fuck that pathetic freak
And of course, Regulus spends months just teasing the ever living hell out of Remus even though he wants to fuck him because it's too much fun to watch him blush and babble because this hot man is suddenly all over him for no reason and his freaky ass can not handle it
Is this anything?
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WHAT
Comparing Mary to a house elf is CRAZY work ngl
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"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."
Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?
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made some clown designs based on the aro, ace and aroace flags!!
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Guys I’m turning 17 this month. I would officially be a 7th year this year. Idk what to do with this information
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what could have been
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Day 61, 62, 63
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shoutout to these comments under an aroace post
"some ace people have sex!" they say, about literally every ace character they've ever seen.
"asexuality is a spectrum!" they say, sliding every ace character to the most sexual side of the spectrum and defending it as a headcanon (the canon literally has the character completely indifferent or sex-repulsed)
I will skin allosexuals. (uh /j? sensitive tumblr keyboard warriors dont cancel me??? please?) I have SCRAPS of representation. can I get a new label? I need a "I fucking hate sex and romance" label because fuck you I don't wanna be associated with "little to no" I need "I will put love in an industrial shredder and drop a pipe bomb on it"
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i can’t wait for when chatGPT and ai image generation also crashes and each prompt cost $50 an attempt. oh you can’t get your stolen big tiddy anime ghibli art for free anymore? you want to buy real big boy art from real artists now? beg for it. beg for it like a dog.
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It’s giving fight club
Barty: I can totally kick your ass in a dual.
Evan: I'd like to see you try.
Barty: Saturday. Noon. The usual place.
Evan: Deal. Loser pays for dinner and a movie.
Regulus, very much done: Can you just ask each other out normally??
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Oh look! It’s me *stabs self*




the past vs the present vs hat guy
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