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જ⁀➴°⋆ i got this gig cause i’m a pretty solid detective myself. catch you later.
☆ do not be weird or hateful! ask box will stay open for random convos, but be respectful. if you are creepy in there (or in messages), i will just straight up block you.
☆ will be writing & publishing at my own pace for my own fun. enjoy reading!
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resident evil
LEON KENNEDY
-> a brother & the sweetheart: fratboy!leon with the frats sweetheart (hc/blurb-ish) (re4r)
-> helping hand: your tutor (one-shot) (re2r)
-> hc’s & blurbs: as the title suggests (re2r)
JILL VALENTINE
-> a shared studio: roommates (hc/blurb-ish) (re3r)
CLAIRE REDFIELD
-> wanna ride?: a motorcycle ride (one-shot) (re2r)
ADA WONG
-> shoot the targets!: fairgrounds (one-shot) (re4r)
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happy halloween!!
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the renewal of my dc fixation is back, and now that’s being reflected by my layout. perhaps by fics too. perhaps.
#watched the superman movie#and all the edits#and now im back in the building again#i have stressed that a lot on my spam insta#i can never escape tim drake
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i felt like drawing her for warmup ect
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Save a horse 😮💨
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ONE WEIRD TRICK to get your maiden to enjoy having her blood taken from her every month.
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I just binge read your RE fics and omg I love how you write them...I loved the PSA don't fuck a blonde guy!!
I hope you have a good day/night! <3
thank you!! i had to give a psa, those blond men will fuck u over LMAO
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SHOOT THE TARGETS!
ada wong x gn!reader
notes: inspired by mr. & mrs. smith (2005), written with re4r adjacent ada in mind | wc: 600 | m.list
resummerevent by @shymoob
during the midst of summer, the fairgrounds in your town opened right when your girlfriend came home from a long work trip. as a congratulations to ada for getting a job well done, you took her to the fairgrounds for a sense of normalcy in her hectic life.
the fair is full of games, rides, and guests, people bustling about and laughing with friends. there’s ring toss, balloon pop, games to test your strength, knock down cans, and more just past the front gates of the fairgrounds.
with your hand in ada’s, you walk with her through the crowd. you’re certain she’s never been to a fair before, so you’re determined to win her every single prize imaginable that her eyes lay on.
so when you notice how ada’s gaze lingers just a little longer at a plush raccoon toy hanging from the walls of one of the games, you slow your steps to a stop. it’s a classic shooting game—a game of skill. the targets rotate and spin, making it more difficult for the player, but you’ll do your best for ada. besides, you have a decent knowledge in weaponry.
“you know how to hold it?” you ask as ada picks up the (obviously fake) shotgun, cork most likely being used for the bullets.
she has the gun at chest level, left hand at the pump of the shotgun and the right near the trigger. her pointer finger presses down on the trigger as she makes poor aim.
a light laugh falls from your lips. “you gotta aim it,” you tease lightly.
her lips curl into a smile, and she glances to you. “i am,” she says softly before directing her gaze back to the game. she gives a few more shots (poorly done, you notice), and you have the urge to burst into laughter.
“don’t laugh.” she turns the gun to you, the muzzle directed right at your face. what you don’t notice is how her finger instinctively rests beside the trigger rather than on it.
you lift your hand to gently move the gun away from being pointed at you. “how about i have a try?” you suggest.
with that, you pick up the other pump shotgun lying on the counter, and you hold it up to your shoulder. angling your head, you shut an eye to get your aim on the targets more direct. four targets go down with most of your shots landing and two of them missing.
you hum at your job well done. “beginners luck,” you say as you lower the faux pump shotgun. you shoot ada a quick smile before turning to the worker. “we still get a prize?” the worker hands over a small snake plush.
“why don’t we go again?” ada says.
you look to her, then to the game, then you aimlessly gesture for her to pick up the gun again. “go for it,” you say.
ada picks up the gun, and her focus is set firmly on her aim. each shot of hers lands on the moving targets she aims at, displaying a skill you didn’t even know she possessed. you aren’t sure if she was watching how you used the gun and mimicked it, or if it was just pure luck.
setting the gun down and getting the prize, you two walk away from the game. you glance to her as you walk, the raccoon plush safely tucked in the crook of ada’s arm. “where’d you learn to shoot like that?” you ask her.
there’s a small smirk on her lips. “beginners luck.”
#resummerevent#saw the ‘fairgrounds’ prompt & immediately thought of that mr & mrs smith scene#and i always think of ada when it comes to that movie sooo ada fic!#the worker is def the merchant fyi#ada wong x reader#reader x ada wong#resident evil#ada wong#re4r ada wong#re4r#re4#resident evil 4#resident evil 4 remake#re4r ada#re4r ada x reader#re4 ada x reader#re4 ada wong#separate ways#re4 ada#re4r separate ways#resident evil separate ways#re4 separate ways
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me and my girl dont argue she bash my head in with a rock and i walk it off like a they
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Grace and her whole ahh retirement home gang
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