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when i used to work at the pizza place id drive my boss's wife around on errands so i wouldn't be left on phone duty and once we almost came to blows in an ice cream shop because both of us were trying to pay for the ice cream

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"male loneliness epidemic" is misleading because it implies that men are suffering because they can't get girls when I feel like the actual problem is that pretty much any online content that's aimed specifically at men conceptualizes the masculine ideal as what I call the Buff Scammer. there are only two things in this world that matter, says the Buff Scammer: being jacked and making money. how you get to either of those things doesn't matter, you just need to be as rich and as buff as possible or you have failed as a man. Get into drop shipping. Eat nothing but raw meat. Rugpull a memecoin. Remove seasonings from your diet. Sell an online course. Go to the gym daily. Starve yourself so your body will achieve ketosis and start burning fat. Attend a seminar on real estate investing. Work 80 hours a week. Take steroids but don't let anyone know about that part. Flip a YouTube channel after 10xing the subs. Sell AI art on Etsy and AI audiobooks on Amazon. What's that? You're trying to do this to get girls? Why would you care about women? Women are all stupid whores who don't help you get richer or buffer. The only people you should be paying attention to are other rich, buff men. If you do hang out with women you should be pimping them out on Chaturbate so you can at least get an ROI off your time spent not thinking about men. Male friends? You don't have time for friends. You should be hustling and grinding 24/7 365. And if you absolutely do need to spend time around other men you should only be spending time with other buff scammers so you can collaborate on entrepreneurial ventures. Like Jesus Christ even writing this is exhausting I feel like trying to be this dude would be fucking miserable like not only did you turn yourself into a friendless, materialist, misogynistic asshole who can only conceptualize the world in terms of value extracted but you're NOT EVEN HAVING FUN DOING IT!!!!!!

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living in car, car issues!

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hey everyone, my car is having some trouble once again. i'm at a shop getting it checked out but i'm not sure what they're going to say. it's overheating and there may be a battery issue and a spark plug issue.

this could cost several hundred dollars that i don't have right now

i live in my car so it's important to keep it running so i can have transportation and mostly, so i can have AC. the temps are in the 90s lately, and i really need a running car to survive this heat. please consider donating whatever you can spare, or boost this post!

i'll update as soon as i know how much this will cost me.

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i literally learned to use blender just for this lmao

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it's not enough.

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jumblr folks should collectively make a basic jewish theology quiz that ppl outside the jewish community should have to pass before arguing with us about jewish theology. like what the fuck are these ppl doing arguing with me about the torah when they don't know about the existence of the oral torah.

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animals dont know or care which pronouns you refer to them with so you could theoretically declare your dog trans if you wanted. most passerbys arent going to know or care. it's free. free transgender dog.

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twitter liberals kill yourself NOWWWWWWWW

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Cant stop thinking abt the middle aged man who came up to the counter at work the other day and was like "do you have anything....... snacky" and ended up requesting that his pizza be cut up into little "snackable" bites

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i think one of the worst parts of having an anxiety disorder is you can know your anxiety is fundamentally unreasonable and does not make any sense. but it doesn't help

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Literal TEARS in my eyes rn

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Jerking off is incest

Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored

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my father just looked me in the eyes and said “it’s a dog eat dog world out here and i’ve got a Milkbone up my ass” cheers man i’ve legitimately never heard that one before