saulwexler

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I wouldn't be a good sacrificial lamb I'd be like a huge bitch about it

[saulwexler]

people saying "vance is worse" don't get it. I want trump to die, not because I want the country to heal, but because I want trump to die.

[saulwexler]

I wouldn't be a good sacrificial lamb I'd be like a huge bitch about it

[saulwexler]

IS THERE AN EMPATH ON THE PLANE

[saulwexler]

I never think my childhood still effects me until I read a mild take like this and develop a shortness of breath & elevated heart rate & I can't tell which of us is crazier lmaoo

[saulwexler]

Have you ever had a pet that isn’t a cat or dog?

[saulwexler]

27 year old coming of age story

[saulwexler]

I do not "tweet", I do not "snap", I do not "make a tiktok", I BLOG ON TUMBLR DOT COM, and if I have no wifi, I USE MY NOTES APP

[saulwexler]

Fun fact: for some reason men that compare themselves to golden retrievers on hinge do NOT like being told “bark for me dog”

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[saulwexler]

had a theory so deeply insane I would never tell anyone but out of nowhere my sister told me she had a crazy theory and it was the exact same thing (about how the pop culture reaction to TTPD /Brat summer was a leading indicator of Trump's win) we don't live in the same state or talk frequently so either this proves we're right or proves the existence some bizarre genetic condition.

[saulwexler]

For me it was The Fly

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[saulwexler]

what if this breaks the curse of 2025

[saulwexler]

hey boss I gotta go home. yeah taylor swift and travis kelce got engaged. yeah it's gonna be all day.

[saulwexler]

i fear i can’t be normal about this bc i have been a fan of taylor since 2007 and i watched her go through heartbreak after heartbreak and all she ever wanted was a happy ending and now she’s getting that with a man who absolutely adores her and worships the ground she stands on so yeah i’m gonna be parasocial about her engagement!!!!! those are my parents!!!!!