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I HOPE ITS SHITTY IN THE BLACK DOG!!!!!!!!

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what if he’s written “mine” on my [gunshots]

by the way I haven’t spent all weekend listening to that album. I’ve also developed a deep crush on Richard Gere circa 1990-2000 through film. it’s multitasking.

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by the way I haven’t spent all weekend listening to that album. I’ve also developed a deep crush on Richard Gere circa 1990-2000 through film. it’s multitasking.

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Move to Florida, buy the car you want But it won't start up 'til I touch, touch, touch you

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i love 90s television all these high quality fabrics got me so turned on i almost passed out

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why did men stop looking like this

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To think that if I got this comment on my manuscript 2 months ago I would’ve ended it all 😁✌️

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🗣“buts she’s too young! to know this song!” - me and the hags at every bar and roadtrip this summer

investing in the black dog. it has cruel summer potential

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investing in the black dog. it has cruel summer potential

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criticizing an album for having too many songs? cop energy

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Me: being a swiftie makes me a loser

Anyone else: being a swiftie makes you a loser

Me: oh so hating women is cool now

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levelheaded normalday preppers have been stockpiling sensible amounts of coffee and frozen meals for when the world is the same as it usually is

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watching mr. and mrs. for the first time and ngl its hitting