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Iâm rewatching Merlin again and I just love how Lancelot seems sensible but is actually bat shit insane.
Heâs got his morals, obviously, but heâs also just as chaotic as Gwaine and Merlin in his own way.
Like, a day after meeting Merlin he committed identity fraud.
Then he found out Merlin had magic and immediately decided keeping it secret would be more fun than turning him over, which wouldâve gotten him the knighthood that heâd been dreaming of his entire life. Really love that heâs not a class traitor there.
Then he rode off into the sunset, cape billowing like a dramatic ass theatre kid turned DnD player with a leaf blower (talking from experience on that one)
Then he joined a fight club
Was fully prepared to sacrifice himself for Gwen with a heroâs death
Then left for some personal growth, which was fair enough but Iâm kinda disappointed we didnât get to see more of his character development. Thatâs what headcanons and fics are for though.
But then in Camelot, after getting his knighthood, he constantly encouraged Merlin to use his magic - with his âIâm sure a man of your talents can think of somethingâ like they werenât in a busy hallway where anyone couldâve seen - and casually fell in love with seeing magic used freely. The look in his eyes whenever he sees Merlin using magic is just soft, I donât know how else to explain it. (Take that in whatever context you want it, Iâm a sucker for Mercelot but romantic or platonic doesnât matter to me.)
And THEN! Merlin survived the Dorocha and he tried to prank the king, someone secretly but not so secretly in love with Merlin, with his âBad news, he survived.â Thing.
Thereâs definitely more, but I just love how chaotic Lance is and how much he got away with because his reputation as the noblest knight gave him a lot of freedom to do dumb stuff and then bat his eyes all pretty to get out of trouble.
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Not TG:FoA making a shrek reference đ
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last song i listened to - Stand By Me by Ben E. King
favorite colour - Purple
currently reading -N/A
last movie - Kingsglaive
sweet/spicy/savoury? - Sweet
relationship status - Single
currently obsessed with - Arcane
last googled - Dumpster bin
currently working on - big bang for jayvik
thankyou @thestrangedazebouquet for tagging me! I love tag games <3<3
The original post got a bit long, so I started another one :)
last song i listened to - Cornelia Street by Taylor Swift
favourite colour - either pthalo green or james blue <3
currently reading - just finished The Hail Mary Project by Andy Weir (haven't picked up anything else yet)
last movie - Hit: The Third Case
sweet/spicy/savoury? - everything, all of it.
relationship status - could call it a situationship, but idrk. my friends are trying to get me to ask him out but idk if he likes me like that.
currently obsessed with - specialist maths đđđ and annotating poetry <3<3<3
last googled - expert opinion synonym
currently working on - that one merlin fic that @theroundbartable had a prompt for, its been in progress for like 5 months + WAM piece.
tags!!! ::
@jus-a-silly-little-ting @tujhe-chaand-ke-bahane-dekhoon @samwinjester @tansyuduri @soulicious @thedragonlies @saladscream @gldnstrngs @evedaser @theroundbartable + anyone else who wants to join!!!
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I can't believe I learned Fall of Avalon finally left early access today. I remember when Tainted Grail was still one game before getting split into two.
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jayvik- The first three letters of their names are used for the splice, showing they are equals.
vikjayce- Jayce gets to have his entire name used while Viktor only gets three letters, showing why Viktor divorced his ass
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Enough with who is the sun and who is the moon. Who is the bright side of the moon and who is the dark side?
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Post 10 gifs of my top ships (without naming them)
Anyone is free to make their own top 10 list!
Post 10 gifs of my top ships (without naming them) and tag a few others to do the same!
Ok so some of my favs are from books and do not have gifs (People really need to get on top of adapting Tamora Pierce and Michelle Moran) And only one or two of these I think I actually ship in the proper terms of the word? Others I just like. I'm bornderline Aro ace y'all but this will be fun! (I have no decerable type I know. But I suppose I really like couples who could help heal and therapize each other? Even if that does not happen in cannon.)
@calamity-talvi @shana-rosee @catsconflictscopicsandchamomile @bradleysass @247merthur
@linotheghost @ramblings-of-a-chaotic-neutral @imagine-dragonlords @tiny-and-witchy @saurix5
@places-across-time @mysticsoldiersailorhylia @saurix5 @sugar-coated-prat-dragon @godmerlin
@places-across-time
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imagine being a new guard at camelot and you hear someone make treasonous remarks/ flat out commit treason and obviously you go to arrest them and get ready to report to the king or however that works but the other guards are horrified???
not at the criminal
but at you
for arresting the guy who committed TREASONÂ because apparently heâs allowed to do that
and obviously you think the guards are just fucking with you
but then the knights corner you and threaten you
and the servants all give you the cold shoulder
even sweet old beth who used to pinch your cheeks
and then the prince of all people comes storming up to you, looking murderous
and you think âoh at least someone gives a damn about treason
but he just angerly tells you that âmerlin has a permitâ
âto- to um commit treason?â
âyes.â and forbids you from telling the king
and then you just awkwardly watch as the prince frets over the not criminal and making sure heâs okay and fret over himÂ
and then immediately sentences him to go to the stocks âbecause i said so and iâm the prince merlinâ
and the not criminal turns and looks you in the eyes and says âcouldnât you have been better at getting me executedâ
and then sighs and leaves
#i feel like it's unfair for them to get mad at the new guard for not knowing#at least the servants shouldve been understanding#i wouldve been pissed cuz they deliberately didnt tell me#then got mad when i made a mistake#as if im supposed to be a mind reader#If i were the guard#i would work in the shadows and mess with the knights equipment now and then. do pranks. give em a bad day occasionally#for the servants. one by one secretly do things that would get them fired. starting with beth. sweet my ass#space it out so merlin doesnt catch on. to clarify i am joking
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itâs the âyou change everythingâ itâs the greatest fear of Dying Alone itâs the âbanal nadasâ itâs the âwhatever you need, we can find it togetherâ itâs the âi cannot do that to you, vhenanâ itâs the âbut you would do it to yourself? i canât bear to think of you aloneâ itâs the âvar lath vir suledinâ itâs the âi will never forget youâ itâs the âwhat i feel for you will never changeâ itâs the âiâm here, walking the dinanâshiral with youâ itâs the âbanal nadas ar lath ma, vhenanâ itâs the âyet even the Dread Wolf couldnât foresee what it would mean to fall in loveâ itâs the bellanaris of it all
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@tansyuduri wants to shove Arthur in a lake and put Agravaine on the throne.
New REBLOG Game
Just fucking lie about the previous poster
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Now we gotta lay traps around the lab smh
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Timebomb Nation, how we feeling?
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Viktorâs delulu pining after Jayce is actually hilarious if you think about it.
Jayce: *kills Salo*
Viktor: âNah itâs fine, that wasnât really Jayce.â
Jayce: *comes to the commune with a weapon.*
Viktor: âHe wonât do anything he just took my invitation.â
Jayce: *shoots him*
Viktor: âIt- itâs fine heâs just not thinking clearly, his mind is clouded.â
Jayce: *fights him and tells him the version he knew died before destroying his robo body*
Viktor: âOkay *sniff* I donât think I need ANY emotions anymore (I still want to see him again though).â
Sky: ââŠI fell for a gay idiot.â
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*ten minutes later*
Arcane Herald Viktor: âjAyCe iâM so gLaD tO see YoU!â
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