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perfectly preserved amber fossil of a guy who was clearly trying to fuck the tree the sap came from
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Need me a bitch who’ll rip my fucking throat out with her teeth
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what doesn't disgust me is stuff like rocks, metal, clean water
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here on the internet, you can you have your cock and beat it too
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straight up “eating a rock”. and by a rock. haha, well. let's justr say. a rock
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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!
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damn girl your pronowns must be 10/10. whatever. do you wanna see my rock collection
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