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[sav-davis]

I swear they do, it's insane really, the amount of people that come in at 3am just for waffles is unfathomable. 

Oh god, you were probably her lab partner or something.

Waffles always taste good. But they probably taste even better at three in the morning. 

Apparently it did, because some chick in the grocery store is re-telling the story to me. 

[sav-davis]

angelo-bennett:

Do you often serve people waffles at 3 am? 

I blew chunks of pizza I had for lunch all over him. It was probably the worst day of my life. 

I tend to work night shifts and honestly, waffles are pretty common at 3am. I have this theory where the waffles taste shitting any other time of the day but 3am-4am, because that's the only time anyone ever orders them.

Oh jesus,I'm sure that one went down in history.

[sav-davis]

angelo-bennett:

"Remember that one time you puked all over the chemistry teacher?!" 

Sadly, I do, but you’re not a part of that haunting memory. 

"How do you not remember that one time you served me waffles at 3 am??"  

Because I don't even remember what I ate for breakfast let alone something I served you. Woah you puked all over your chemistry teacher? 

[sav-davis]

angelo-bennett:

"Oh hey.. you."

And then stumble through the conversation and hope that they don’t notice. 

"Long time now see..." 

And they just talk about things they think you remember and you just smile and nod your way through it.

[sav-davis]

Happens to me all the time honestly, it's hella awkward each time.

It’s awkward when you’re speaking to someone and they remember you so well, but you don’t remember them at all. 

[sav-davis]

I wanna go apple picking so bad.

[sav-davis]

[sav-davis]

Why not take a day off?

My work schedule is kicking my ass right now…

[sav-davis]

Shay Mitchell and Gui Fedrizzi Photographed By Hudson Taylor

[sav-davis]

[sav-davis]

I can only imagine.

I hate when school starts up.

[sav-davis]

I understand completely, I'm sure your bouncers are gunna have lots of fun kicking people out.

I hate when school starts up.

[sav-davis]

Just kick 'em out?

I hate when school starts up.

Then I have all these underage college kids trying to get into my bar.

[sav-davis]

"I could follow you to the beginning Just to relive the start Maybe then we’d remember to slow down At all of our favorite parts All I wanted was you.”

[sav-davis]

okay so update I got it turned on (I'm dying bye) but I cANT ACCESS THE INTERNET

[sav-davis]

mY LAPTOP SILL WONT THRN ON BYE

[sav-davis]

"It’s good. Oh, yeah I like it a lot." Adam squeezed it in his arms and wiped off the top as some ash fell on to it. He tossed it to the couch and walked over to the sink, pulling out the drawer next to it and coming back with forks for the both of them. "You aren’t using a plate right? Because.. I mean… I’m definitely not."

Savannah shot him a look as ash fell onto the pillow and sighed softly. The girl shook her head before laughing as he only brought back forks,"I like the way you think" she said before laughing and taking the fork from him,"it's only fair if you take the first bite, I mean it is your dick cake." Savannah said before shaking her head, "that just sounds so wrong"

Dick Cake|| Sav And Adam

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