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NOM! It’s feeding time in our Monterey Bay Habitats exhibit! Watch sevengill sharks, leopard sharks, giant sea bass and more munch on sustainable seafood served up by our aquarists.

Despite popular perceptions of sharks as invincible, shark populations around the world are declining because of overfishing, habitat destruction and other human activities. See how we’re making a difference for sharks in the wild through our research and conservation efforts.

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alternate dragon age subtitles

Dragon Age: Oh You Want to Romance a Dwarf? Well, Uh, Maybe Later

Dragon Age: If You’re Tired of Fancypants Tolkienian Elves That Have Everything Handed to Them on a Silver Leafy Platter, Have We Got a Story For You

Dragon Age: Sing-Along With Mother Giselle!

Dragon Age: We Put the Eyyyyyyy in Morally Grey

Dragon Age: Every Ancient Order of Honorable Warriors Is Probably Corrupt and/or Keeping More Secrets Than Your Entire Party Put Together

Dragon Age: Those Barriers Can Totally Be Broken Without Magic of the Opposing Type, We Lied (Oops)

Dragon Age: How the FUCK Are You Swinging That 8-Foot Sword

Dragon Age: There’s Either a Billion Dragons That Are a Mild Nuisance Or Ten That Will Violently Destroy You, There Is No Middle Ground

Dragon Age: Chances Are Flemeth Will Never Die, Ever

Dragon Age: If Joan of Arc Got a Little Out of Hand

Dragon Age: Every Time We Tell You Somewhere Is Terrible It Probably Isn’t That Bad (Except Maybe Kirkwall)

Dragon Age: Being an Elf Means You’ll Never Ever Be Happy and Literally No One Cares (Except Possibly Someone Who’d Just as Soon Destroy All of the World, So, Good Luck with That)

Dragon Age: The Myths Are Mostly True and The History Mostly Isn’t

Dragon Age: Magic Is Evil and Terrible and Will Make You a Monster Unless You’re the One Doing It (Or You’re Friends With the One With the Fancy Title)

Dragon Age: Generally Speaking, Everything You Thought Was True Is Probably a Huge Lie Spread By People In Power So They Could Stay That Way

Dragon Age: If You Thought the Real Church Was Fucked Up…

and last but not least

Dragon Age: If You Think You’re in Control, There is Probably a Mage Among Your Friends Who’s Scheming Something That Will Make You an Accessory to Murder and/or World-Destruction But Hasn’t Told You Yet (Sorry)

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me: hello there brain, can we please have a good day today?

brain: hey listen buddy go fuck yourself

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shitmageddon

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Add their awesome message for Women’s Day to the list of all the times the Newtown, Australia, fire station was the absolute best.

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i don’t think i’ve ever seen a picture that raises so many questions before in my life

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My dog, everyone

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You guys. YOU GUYS. PUPPIES YOU GUYS.

http://geekandsundry.com/pugmire-a-post-apocalyptic-fantasy-rpg-with-dogs/

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ah yes. han solo. han solo, so suave

so cool under pressure

so calm in a crisis

great at handling difficult situations, for example, can get his own gloves off WHILE talking to a cute girl AT the same time no problem thanks for asking

so great at witty comebacks

definitely has slept with MANY a lady because, again, Han Solo is a cool guy, and not a grumpy hermit who, were he a person in the world, would spend all his weekends alone in his apartment with his phone turned off watching Ice Truckers

definitely not a weirdo with a shitty haircut who talks to his car

no. mister cool guy. always looks so cool. so cool in a fight

so cool. never panics about everything all the time constantly.

people trust him cause he’s got that cool guy charisma

always knows what he’s doing. han solo. an expert.

in conclusion: han solo, a cool space scoundrel, not a nerd. maybe you’re the nerd around here. hmm. looks like it. check and mate

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my stomach hurts

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Reminder to self:

Your writing seems boring and predictable because 

You wrote it

You’ve read it like eight million times.

A person who has never read it before does not have this problem. 

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BB-8 when upset:  frantic beeps and boops

R2-D2 when upset:  SCCRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAACH

BB-8 translation:  “oh me oh my oh dear oh no,,”

R2-D2 translation: “FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAACCKCK”

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