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Waking up with a hangover is like rebooting in safe mode. The main functions still work, but it’s impossible to get anything else done.
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The word “crush” sounds soft or hard depending on the way you want to hear it.
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Nobody ever sneezes or coughs in movies unless it contributes to the plot.
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You can paint with paint but you can’t draw with draw
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Word “synonym” doesn’t have a synonym, but antonym of word “antonym” is synonym
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