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Peter: sometimes before bed I like to make new suit designs

Pepper:

Happy:

Peter: reminds me of what mr stark used to do before he died and made everyone really depressed and sad

Mj: I’m gonna book you another therapist appointment

Pepper: it’s been years kid, calm down

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Steve: *looking through their closet*

Steve: tony what are these?

Tony: what are What?

Tony:*walking in holding coffee*

Steve:*holds up shoe lifts*

Tony:

Steve:

Tony: I-

Steve: probably because of all that coffee you drink

Tony: you know what-

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Peter: *crashes into the towers out of breath*

Harley:*dropping all tools ready to help*

Tony: *half already having his suit on* are you ok what happened

Peter: doof was with venessas mom, candance and venessa are the same age.

Tony: wha-

Harley: let him finish

Peter: if doof is Phineas dad. And candance and Phineas are fully brother and sister, doof cheated on venessas mom with candances mom. There for they are, half sisters.

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Peter: *minding his own business*

Natasha: *minding her own business*

Scott: *minding his own business*

Clint: *minding his own business*

Sam:*minding his own business*

Tony: I’m not an animals rights activist or anything but I think it’s kinda fucked up they sweaters out of turtles necks.

All of them: What the fuck?

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Peter: but mr Stark I can’t go on the mission I’m gonna miss the prom coming with Gwen Jane

Tony: too bad your going

Peter: but I gotta GooOoOooo

Tony:

Tony:What the fuck did you just do

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Flash: hey look peters walking to school again

Peter: what flash are you gonna call me a homo again?

Flash:

Flash: you know what peter it’s pride month

Peter: than-

Flash:*throws textbook at him*

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Peter: *following carol around*

Carol: yes peter? Can I help you?

Peter: I have a question

Carol: oh alright I don’t know how much help I can be-

Peter: can I touch your hair?

Carol:

Carol:

Peter: please?

Carol: knock yourself out

Peter: *incoherent noises of excitement*

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I cri

Tony Stark + being loved ‘Maybe this time… I’m hoping if you play this back, it’s in celebration.’ Happy Birthday Tony (29th May, 1970) 👑❤️WE LOVE YOU 3000 ❤️

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howard stark vs. tony stark: fatherhood (or, howard being a shitty dad vs. tony not letting that stop him from being a good dad)

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I cried like bitch during this scene

“Tony, I’m gonna need you to focus-” “And I needed you.”

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Am I in love, I think so

domestic!superfamily (◠‿◠✿) +bonus (like father like son)

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LET THIS SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE

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The intern and the first prodigy

Characters: Peter Parker, Harley keener, Tony Stark, Mj

Ship: spiderlad/kennker/parley/peterharley (peterxmj)

Word count: 1086

Chapter: 3

Peter crossed his arms as he was standing out on the landing on the stark tower. It wasn't dangerous, no matter how many times Pepper tried to tell him it was. He came to get fresh air after what happened in the lab. It was a lot to process. It seemed like Harley was hitting on him but he wasn't too sure if he was being completely honest. He stared out to the skyline. He could press a button on his web shooters and he could jump off the landing and swing off away from this awkward day.

"Hey loser." Mj said as she stepped out. She always popped up exactly when peter needed her.

"Hey, why aren't you with Ned?"

"Him and mrs. Stark are making the sauce for the pizza I was kicked out because I kept giving Morgan candy." She smirked. "That kid." She says nodding towards inside. "Loves me."

"Yeah she likes you a lot." Peter nodded smiling at his ex girlfriend.

"Why are you out here brooding?" She stood right  next to him and nudged him with her shoulder.

"Just a stupid conversation that happened." Peter shook his head not wanting to think about. He looked st Michelle who was staring at him. "I'm not telling you what he said. It was weird."

She nudged him again. "Come on mister I can't keep my identity." She teased with affection. She stopped seeing his expression and softened immediately. She intertwined their fingers. "You can talk to me. I'm here."

Peter looked at their hands. Holding her left hand with his while her right arm around him. "I know."

"It won't be awkward, don't think of me as your ex girlfriend. Just a friend who's worried. You told me you didn't know what you attracted to and I let you break up with my to figure that out, and I'm gonna hold your hand through it the whole time." She smiled warmly.

"He called me a bottom." Peter looked at her. "He called me a pretty boy. And called my a bottom because he figured out that you asked me out because I was too chicken."

"Well it was mutual."

"I tried to tell him that!" He whined and she smiled a bit. "But he didn't believe me."

"Well I mean if we're being honest here. You kinda are a bottom sometimes." She teased him and kissed the side of his head. "He's just teasing you. Getting a rise out of you."

"I know and I can't stop myself from letting people do that to me."

"I think he's into you."

"What no he's not. He's not into me. Your very funny."

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As he was trying to just let the day go one. Working with Harley and tony in the lab. He couldn't help but notice small things. When he'd asked Harley to pass him a tool Harley's fingers would linger for a second, Harley always making up an excuse to pass behind peter. Or reach over peter and always be in his personal space. Peter was a blushing mess all day. He usually  had a rosy look to hi cheek but he was red. His ears burning and always catching glances at Harley while he lifted things that would flex his muscles nicely. Peter was so fair from just being straight he was now realizing.

"Mr. stark, there is an issue with a delivery, mrs stark requires your assistance." Friday announced.

Greeted with a long groan. Tony put down his tools. "Tell her I'll be right there." Tony left the lab quickly. Leaving the two hormone ridden teens alone unsupervised.

Peter had his nose in his work not looking up from it. He wasn't going to start anything. Knowing tony wouldn't be too happy with his two prodigies going at it. He was writing and chewing on the end of his own.

"Does your mouth do anything else other than ruin pens?" The slightly older male asked very boldly. "Assuming your not still pure."

Peter swallowed the lump in his throat to answer. "Why don't you ask my girlfriend? She seems to enjoy it." He shot back attempting to be flirty.

"So bold for a taken man, apparently." Harley mumbled out as he rises peters chin to meet his gaze. "This girlfriend no longer complicated?"

"No still complicated, just a little less so now."

"Committed?"

"With exception."

"Like?" He raised an eye brow.

"We're not really together at the moment, but she broke up with me to let me figure out my sexuality."

Harley's face faltered for a second from cocky and lust filled eyes to  wondering and shocked. "Questioning?"

"Not so much, more like knowing and needing to get out needs with a guy, or a slightly over compensating 18 year old." Peter says. He was so far out of his comfort zone. But he'd be dammed if he was going to be Harley's bitch.

"Oh needing do you say?" He asked. "Well how about tomorrow night my room after 9." He whispered into peters ear lowly. He took one second to lightly lick his ear before going back to his work station.

Peter was screaming internally. His innocent energy hated that. Peter felt so wrong acting like that but at least he got somewhere with it.

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"I told you he was into you." Mj says as she sat on peters bed with him. Ned has gone home and May was out working the last shift.

"I said "ask my girlfriend she seems to enjoy it." Why did I say that." Peter cringed at himself.

Mj sat up more. "G-girlfriend?"  She asked her voice much different than her normal confident self. It was small, hopeful. As much as she wanted and knew she needed to let peter decide who he was. She was still in love with him she cared so deeply.

"Oh I um." Peter looked down. "If you wanted. But I didn't want to subject you to anything you weren't comfortable with. I said it in the moment."

"It's  2025. If you wanna be together and also see where this stuff with Harley goes I don't care." She says smiling a bit. "I really miss kissing you just saying."

"Really?"

"Yeah, you know I need a lot of attention and I can only really get it from you and Ned. I can't kiss Ned he's like a brother."

"So we're together again?" Peter asked looking at her and just smiling. Mj kissed his cheek to answer his question

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Peter *dancing*: when I went to find my kiwi I looked inside the pantry

Ned: ok??

Peter *dancing closer to ned*: when the pantry no have kiwi I looked at my roomie

Ned: and??

Peter *getting more agressive*: MY ROOMATE ATE MY KIWI! So I ate my roomie

Ned: *running and screaming*

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Steve: that’s fucking gross

Sam: you look so long right now

Steve: just in general?

Bucky: Yep

Steve: does scrunching it up make it look less weird?

Bucky: now you look like-

Sam: a piece of spiral macaroni

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Peter:*on his phone singing subconsciously* I mean it’s crazy

Shuri: *on laptop not paying attention* what?

Peter: we finish each other’s-

Shuri: heroine

Peter: that’s not what I was gonna say

Peter& shuri: *highfive*

Tony: you guys aren’t allowed over anymore

T’Challa: I’ll happily keep her in Wakanda