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i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

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This photo of my brother's cat trying to jump on the dinner table at Christmas feels like a Normal Rockwell painting.

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ok but this is cute

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Hi friends. I almost never make personal posts but this is important.

My two good friends recently adopted a sweet dog named Max who was found in horrible, neglectful conditions. He has severe pneumonia and swelling of his airway. 20minutes after the adoption was finalized, Max was rushed to the emergency vet for difficulty breathing.

Please help Max with a speedy recovery. My friends are a nurse and social worker who dedicated their lives to helping others and took in max after losing their last pup a few months ago. Please help them help Max if you can.

This is the GoFundMe for Max's medical bills:

https://gofund.me/2e299ae4

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sexting 101

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This is fine | Murka Original

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hey friends dont be a dumbass like me and please eat as properly as you can

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This just hit me. I’m so Southern my family has a matriarch and no one in the family knows for sure how old she is. We all also got into a heated debate about the existence of her glass eye (still not confirmed). She’s in her 90s- we think- beat cancer, outlived two husbands, had seven children and has outlived three of them, survived The Great Depression, and either her dad or her grandfather was a full blooded Cherokee Indian… possibly the tribe’s leader but no one really knows for sure.

She also once lit into my dad’s school bus driver, cussing him black and blue about how he treated the kids and didn’t realize she had a butcher’s knife in her hand until he RAN away. She didn’t have any more trouble out of him.

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My love for the Internet has ruined my sense of humor because I’ve been laughing at this meme for the past five minutes.

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dying from easily treatable diseases to own the libs lol

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“Somebody come get her, she’s dancin’ like a stripper" 

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