sawyercalhoun

[sawyercalhoun]

# for Ana and Lyssa and whoever

send me ”#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

Lyssa 🧡

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

We Are Family - Sister Sledge

- my muse’s last text to your muse

Gio: I AM SORRY I DISAPPEARED AND GOT MARRIED WITHOUT TELLING YOUGio: I LOVE YOU, PLEASE DON’T HATE MEGio: Yes the caps were necessary, I need you to know I’m serious

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

Banana 💛

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

We Are Family - Sister Sledge

- my muse’s last text to your muse

Gio: I AM SORRY I DISAPPEARED AND GOT MARRIED WITHOUT TELLING YOUGio: I LOVE YOU, PLEASE DON’T HATE MEGio: Yes the caps were necessary, I need you to know I’m serious

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

Sawyer 💜

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

something generic until i can find something i think really fits

- my muse’s last text to your muse

Gio: So my dad could not stop raving about you while I was goneGio: We’re going to need to hang out and cook together sometime, just sayin’

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TEXT || RAWYER

Rainier: Italian sounds great! I don't eat enough of it anyways. What does modern Italian fusion entail?

Sawyer: You can mix it with any other type of food you like! Or I'd mix it, rather :-p But I've made chicken tikka masala pizzas before, for Indian-Italian fusion. And the things you can make with Japanese noodles cooked in Italian flavors, yum!

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TEXT || Gio ➾ Sawyer

Gio: You know, I wondered if that was it, or if I was just going crazy. You're stuff is good though, so I'm certainly not complaining. I never skimp on the garlic, it's too essential to risk that, but I don't typically double it either.

Sawyer: Try it once, I dare you! Not that your food isn't already flawless, but I bet it won't ruin it, either, if you're feeling bold that day :-p

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pascalpoisson‌:

Despite how fun Waltfest may be to some people, will people ever realize how shitty is to the people in the surrounding area who wanna just – enjoy their quiet?  Might start a petition.  

Have you tried sound proof headphones? Because I used them to fall asleep in a tent at WaltFest once, but I could have also just been on something that made me sleepy, too, and be giving them way too much credit. 

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TEXT || RAWYER

Rainier: Sounds fun! I'd love to taste whatever you've got! No luring needed, I am all in. What's on the menu?

Sawyer: Well, I feel like whenever I'm in the kitchen at Tony's it should be Italian so I'm not totally betraying my boss, but what do you prefer, traditional dishes or more modern Italian fusion?

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zoecharis‌:

I guess there’s no point in hiding it. Yes, I’m on Tinderella again. It feels stupid using your own app to find love when you’re the god of attraction, but what a lot of people don’t know is that when it comes to my own love life, I’m a fucking dumbass. So find me, I guess! Hope this sounds less desperate than I think! If anything, I can use this as a test to see if my app is actually working correctly. 

I think you’re definitely onto something with the last part! I mean, if you don’t even use your app, how can you in good conscience tell someone else they should be using it? That would be like if I never tasted my own food and still wanted everyone else to be eating it, so don’t worry, totally not desperate at all! You sound like someone I’d trust, maybe I’ll finally download Tinderella now too.

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📱 ~ gio

11. a confession via text

✉️  → gio: Okay, I always at least double garlic in recipes, I don’t understand why people skimp on it so much! I know it’s a powerful flavor but if you know what you’re doing with it it seriously makes everything better.

@giofiore-lumos​

send  “ 📱 + a name” for a random text from my muse.

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TWITTER 🐦SHIVERHOUN

@shiverdews: uhhhhh probably! Though I can't imagine dancing to I'm a Believer or Hallelujah lol.

@sergeantsawyer: Oh! I'm A Believer was a bonus level, actually!

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TEXT || RAWYER

Rainier: Hey! Weird question, but since my bachelorette auction date fell through and I remembered that you were free I was wondering if you wanted to go on your date with me? It feels like a waste to not go on someone's date after I bid and yours sounded fun!

Sawyer: Oh my gosh, really? That would be amazing! I won't say that my date was like an elaborate way to lure in a brand new taste tester, but you WOULD probably get the honor of being the first person to try a new variation on some of my best dishes :D

Sawyer: I'm sorry your other date fell through, though! That stinks.

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TEXT 🍳 🕺🏿 CALHOUNS

Sydney: At least you can't SEE through cottage walls. Hearing is one thing, seeing bodies bumping in cars is another. I miss our coding sometimes ;-; do you think I fit in here? I'm starting to doubt it.

Sydney: CREAM CHEESE. Do you have any? I crave it now.

Sawyer: I think he might have had tinted windows? I don't know, it was dark outside, I didn't feel like anyone was peeping through!

Sawyer: Of course! I feel bad for my cottagemates, my fridge is always full of my cooking essentials :p Come on over, baby brother!

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pennypcrter‌:

“Well, then now that I know, next time I help arrange things for an event, I’ll call you, how about that? I just want you to be happy, love. Did you have a good date? Or have you not gone on it, yet?” 

“Oh, um, no one bought me, actually! But that’s okay, I just had a really nice dinner all to myself.”

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TWITTER 🐦SHIVERHOUN

@shiverdews: You're missing a beautiful love story and an EPIC soundtrack! The best soundtrack of the early 2000s, only second to Shrek 2.

@sergeantsawyer: Do you think I've heard any of the songs in it before? Would any of them have been in my brother's dancing game?

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pennypcrter:

“Oh! Oh no, sweetheart. I couldn’t let someone as beautiful as you are stand in the kitchen all night! You deserve to have some handsome boy, or beautiful girl, sweep you off of your feet. I couldn’t have possibly let you not go on that stage. It has nothing to do with your skills, I simply just want you to have a good time.”“

“But cooking is how I have a good time! I could have done both, I promise. If I’d just run out in a chef’s hat and an apron, they could have gotten a preview of what our date was going to be like.”

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pennypcrter:

“Alright, I’ve got the caterer ready to go, the flower arrangements all picked out, and hopefully I can get volunteers to help me put these things out. There’s a volunteer list for the Bachelorette auction, and so I hope to see you sign up!”

“You got someone else to cater? I would have way rather done the food than actually entered!”

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# for Sawyer or Monty or whoever

Sawyer

-what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: 

Sawyer Calhoun

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

beautiful, dirty, rich - Lady Gaga

 - my muse’s last text to your muse

Damien: Hello Sawyer, this is Damien De Vil. Just out of curiosity, what products do you prefer to use when you’re getting food stains out of your clothing?

Monty

-what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: 

Monty Badun

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

beautiful, dirty, rich - Lady Gaga

 - my muse’s last text to your muse

N/A

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TWITTER 🐦SHIVERHOUN

@shiverdews: YOU'VE. NEVER. SEEN. SHREK?!?!?! #PrayForTheChefLady #ThatsSoSad #RIP 😢

@sargeantsawyer: It is? What am I missing? I was so shocked when I found out people love a movie about an ogre!