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I Stan these geniuses

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It upsets me that his first instinct, even in literal combat scenarios, is to not fight, and how violently everyone reacts to him.

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I will always remember Christopher Lee as that horrifying moment in the LOTR commentaries where Peter Jackson says he started to direct him on how to act like he’d been stabbed and Christopher Lee goes “no no peter dear, when someone is stabbed like this, THIS is how they look, they don’t make a sound, air just leaves them all at once” and peter jackson remembers in that moment that lee was in the secret service and just slowly backs away.

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fandom for an American TV show: don’t watch it online! watch the show on TV when it airs so the ratings go up! show your support!

me, a mere European: 

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“did chris evans actually jump that high to grab onto that helicopter in civil war?”

friendly reminder that chris vaulted with ease over chris pratt after just telling him less than a minute before that he would be able to clear him if he only put his head down.

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Incredibles/Incredibles 2

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henceforth, you shall be known as darth… vader.

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Well I was going to wait but I got excited so have some Feemor doodles.

Now Feemor is a character from the Star Wars prequel stories and comics, but this particular Feemor and his tiny terror padawan Aola are once again from @elfpen ‘s Reprise and they are utterly adorable so I felt like a little character design was in order.

Eventually I will draw other things but for right now everything is fix-it Star Wars fanfiction  and nothing hurts

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I don’t plan to stop drinking. But… I don’t wanna forget. I can’t turn away anymore. So, if I’m gonna die, well, it might as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag. — Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi

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My emotions are valid*

*valid does not mean healthy, or good, or to be privileged above common sense and kindness

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Hilarious🥀👐

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—  Amelia Pond, Doctor Who

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Girls there's a way to know if your period pain is normal!

Pain intensity is not a very useful guide, since periods can hurt more than an appendix busting.

But!!

If you need to change your tampon/etc every 2 hours

Or need a towel to protect your mattress at night

Or have to get up while sleeping to change your pad

It's a heavy period. And it can/ should be helped - see your GP for hormonal and/or non hormonal intervention

I can't wait to have my first ever full night's sleep without a pool of blood on day 1.

Also, fyi - check out NOIgroup for more info and my reference

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@bodirooks and I read @forcearama and co’s Scandalore series yesterday and highkey fell in Love, and ended up with some Scattered Thoughts of our own (seriously, in the Painful Times of canon, this was a Delight, tysm)

From the s2 Mandalore eps, when Satine’s like ‘i know, I still have the scars *smirk+eyebrow waggle*’ and Obi’s all Offended bc ‘I def didn’t drop you Satine don’t you remember me carrying you bridal style the rest of the way dONT U REMEMBER—’ and she Smiles and is like yeah the scars are from after that,,

But then she finished with ‘when you tripped and dropped me later’ it was cute, Obi is HIGHKEY OFFENDED ‘I didn’t DROP YOU’ and our point is that Secretly Married Obi adds some more Depth to this exchange

Obi Wan saying “she’s NOT my girlfriend Ahhnakin” is true. Bc she’s his WIFE. And the bickering! Her closest advisers are like not this aGAIN why do we have 2 be here for the foreplay

When Anakin finally finds out he calls Obi Wan all the honorifics he can think of, just to irritate him. “Ahhnakin can you take first watch?” “Sure thing your highness”

“Ahhnakin where’s Ahsoka?” “She’s at the temple, your grace”

Rex like “what should we do now that our plan’s gone to shit sir” and Anakin’s just like “why don’t you ask the Duke of Mandalore, Rex” “AHHNAKIN.”

And then ofc a week in Anakin can’t hide it anymore and tells him about Padme and Obi Wan is like YOU LIL SHIT and starts calling HIM honorifics. Rex and Ahsoka are just like. Why. Meanwhile Padme and Satine are hanging out, amazed that their husbands are so Dumb. Ahsoka gets fed up once and is just like “don’t you have a DUCHESS to go bother, your royal highness”

Anakin and Obi Wan do this in a Purposely Taken Hostage situation and the criminals are just like wtf idt these are jedi, who tf did you pick up Bob— “that’s RIGHT we’re Not Jedi, how dare you lay a hand on the DUKE OF MANDALORE” “and the KING OF NABOO”

“OUR QUEENS WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS” The criminals are standing around totally flummoxed and Anakin and Obi use that to grab their lightsabers and Fuck Shit Up

Anakin and Obi arguing about which of them has the higher rank and Anakin’s like well it’s me obviously, Padme was QUEEN— “Ahhnakin, the operative word there is WAS” “Satine is still the Duchess, Ahhnakin”

It’s an Ongoing Discussion, except when Obi’s in trouble; then it’s all “but you used to be KING, Ahhnakin, you’re above me in rank, I’m afraid this Troublesome Task falls to you” “Well Prince Consort, actually, Obi Wan. You’re still the Duke”

“Archive duty is much too noble a task for a mere DUKE”

The council is just like wtf do we do with them. They’re both off happy and whatnot but also wAY too powerful to be left on their own bc GASP the dark side will get them. So they’re still leading troops and Anakin still gets to teach Ahsoka and suddenly the younglings all wanna know about being maRRIED TO A DUCHESS

ALSO for slight angst: secretly married Obi Wan faking his death smh he comes back and Satine has had Enough and is this close to murdering her husband and becoming a sith lord herself.

Meanwhile Anakin and Padme and Ahsoka are already mad af about it, but then they’re there when he gets news that Satine’s landing on Coruscant and they’re all. Horrified as the three of them collectively Realize what Obi did. Obi is also horrified by this point ofc

ik Obi Wan is all about that ascetic jedi life but consider: Obi and Anakin playing up the Trophy Husband Trope at the randomest times to get their way

Council: tells them to chill about something

Anakin: you know what Obi, a lightsaber like this is a DISSERVICE to the DUKE OF MANDALORE

Obi: you’re right Ahhnakin, I should have plated this in gold YEARS ago

Yoda: let Dooku end us all, we should’ve

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New Avengers: Infinity War Character Posters

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That my friend is called pettiness