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In Moldavia the jews are stealing leeches of the lakes and rivers so the Goyim cant do bloodletting. UNBALANCE THE HUMORS OF GOYIM

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Rest in peace

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my politics

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Medicine Was Born In Africa; Not Greece. Imhotep Was The Father Of Medicine; Not Hippocrates!

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Transnistrian transgender flag

from /r/vexillologycirclejerk Top comment: It’s beautiful

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Is Rome X Persia peak enemies-to-lovers? Enemies-with-benefits? I HAVE PROOF.

Think about it. Reeeeeeeeeeeeally think about it. Rome and Persia shared a border for centuries. Neither could conquer the other. Rome's immovable legions could not beat Persia's unstoppable cavalry. They were the two greatest states of their age, enemies who could crush basically anybody else, except each other. But on a few occasions, the shahanshahs would help out the emperors and vice-versa, and there were even a few who became friends with each other.

If you need proof, one Persian shahanshah basically says it himself. From a letter written by Khosrow II to Emperor Maurice:

"God effected that the whole world should be illumined from the very beginning by two eyes, namely by the most powerful kingdom of the Romans and by the most prudent scepter of the Persian State. For by these greatest powers the disobedient and bellicose tribes are winnowed and man's course is continually regulated and guided."

"The two eyes of the world" is also just a ridiculously pretty way of describing two equally-matched empires.

NO I did nOT binge watch a bunch of Overly Sarcastic Productions history videos why would you ask that?

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tips for Goyim * Do the opposite

Jewish tips:

Wear sunscreen (regardless of skin tone)

EAT WELL!!!!

Drink water

Talk to your friends

Headcanon that character as being a jew

Remember you are loved and belong

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Jewish tips:

Wear sunscreen (regardless of skin tone)

EAT WELL!!!!

Drink water

Talk to your friends

Headcanon that character as being a jew

Remember you are loved and belong

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Ogun thunderclap your bloodline

Ogun

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Same for Uralic languages. Great stuff. I fully believe that american Gender mania is partly due to gendered pronouns. This trans stuff would not have started in non gendered language society. Simple as

Transphobe: Pronouns are useless, blah blah blah.

Me: Of course they are! Mother fucker! I speak Persian!

We only have one pronoun, “او,” which you can pronounce like the “oo” in “moon.” That means I use “they/them” for your transphobic ass all the time!

Additionally, we can use “این,” pronounce like the "in" In Berlin. which means “it,” if you are nearby.

We can even omit the pronoun completely. For example, we can say “رفت,” which means someone left, and as you can see, it’s just one word.

We can write poems, and no one knows the gender of our lovers. I don’t know about you, but I think it’s pretty neat.

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Freemason contacts in Kenya

Inside the Circle: How to Get in Touch with Freemasons in Kenya Inside the Circle: How to Get in Touch with Freemasons in Kenya Unveiling the quiet network of Kenya’s most discreet fraternity “The only secrets worth keeping are the ones you choose to search for.” — Anonymous Mason Freemasonry is a name that echoes with mystery, symbolism, and centuries-old tradition. In Kenya, its presence is…

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I know we talk about the oxen a lot, but there's some wild fun stuff in the Talmud too. An incomplete list:

rabbi dick measuring contest

a king's 1am influencer bro routine

"King David had 400 sons and they were all hot"

an argument about the legality of literally fucking yourself

HOA rules for where windows on your house can go

"as we all know, werewolves have tails in human form"

two guys who got off on charges for homosexuality by telling the witness that it was two witnesses against one

judge using fruit to prove eye witness testimony is unreliable

"quarrels are like peeing"

a bunch of rabbis defining different types of bed and one of the definitions they use is a bed specifically for throwing your clothes on

someone insisting that the law saying "you need a jury of x amount of people" means that x should be half the jury + 1 resulting in the suggestion that you need a jury of 45 people for a murder trial

your mom jokes

"why does it say Solomon had 4000 horses AND that he had 40,000 horses?" "he had 160 million horses"

science more questionable than Pliny

the demand that a captive bear who killed someone be present at the trial

diagram of punishments for illegal haircuts

"in order for a town to be big enough to have a court it needs to have 10 idlers of the synagogue"

a rabbi claiming that you can only be a judge on the national court if you're a hot wizard

In conclusion: the Sages would do numbers on tumblr.

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well on the bright side

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If you look like this, Pepper spray wont stop me.

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I'm not into cinema and visual arts but when it comes to poetry and novels, I'm not just a typical audience. #Books #AvidReader

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It’s like u go 2a shop,when you come out, ur money’s gone but you’ve bought things. What’s important’s what u purchased is worth the fortune.

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U can’t leave all tasks 2ur #wife&then criticize her.Even if she’s a scientist/politician,yet when interacting within family,she’s a #flower