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Okay this is gong to sound condescending on several levels but:

There's a kind of cliche about training a dog - that if you want it to always come when it's called, you should never scream at or punish it when it does. Even if you just spent twenty minutes getting increasingly panicked thinking it was dead in the woods! Even if it had been trampling through the neighbors garden! It is very important that it's direct association is 'stopping whatever super interesting thing I was doing to go back to human = being praised and rewarded'. If the association is instead being screamed at or punished, the dog will be less enthusiastic to stop whatever fun thing it's doing to run to that.

I feel like a great many people would noticably improve their own lives if they started applying the same logic to how they treated other humans.

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Anybody else have a growing fear of updating their tech cuz everything seems to be getting worse and worse

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Nick voice leave me to my work now (he's listening to vocaloid songs imagining old organism amvs)

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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it seems like the key theme of fungus is that they eat everything including things otherwise impossible to eat, they get everywhere with their tiny spores, and they grow and be happy wherever it is wet by eating the surroundings. So if get inside your body (wet) they eat you. so your two main options for being a multicellular organism are developing an immune system (most animals) or hiring other fungus to beat the shit out of the fungus that gets inside your body (most plants)

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damn people rly hate type 2 diabetics don't they

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can we like, have adaptations made by people who care about the thing they're adapting

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I think it's time we put in a 5 year ban on live action movies. The live action remakes have gone too far, I'm sorry.

It's cartoons only until 2030.

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Add another one to the list of hilarious examples of why generative AI doesn't produce correct answers, just statistically likely ones.

(Customers asked for how-to videos, which the company doesn't have. The AI chatbot decided that a million internet users linking to this video after similar requests couldn't be wrong.)

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GOD Nick being scared of Exe is so funny forever. Can you imagine being Sparky and Nick goes up and asks you about footage of that weird fucking rabbit thing and she's picking up a burger that explodes and then with a cartoon style she's like welp. I still want my burger! And then she does it again and you're like. That's fucking weird okay. Meanwhile Nick is losing his entire fucking mind over this silly ass rabbit who keeps picking up the stupid exploding burger and he's like this fucking thing can't die we need to avoid it at ALL COSTS this thing can KILL US WE WILL DIE!!!!! and you're just watching this rabbit eat the burger! Again! And you're sitting there internally thinking like Nick it's just a silly creature who's weird I don't think she's gonna try shit. And then you have to just go "okay." While Nick is panicking over the most looney toons creature you've ever seen. And also you saw her run into a wall earlier with a cartoon splat sound.

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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

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@friendship-test BUILD and BREAKS

Another one of my old devil drawings

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folks will reveal out of nowhere how poorly they think of people with cognitive disabilities

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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Hey, it’s ok to not be a “productive member of society.”

Some people are housebound. Bed bound. Some people physically can’t eat, shower, or use the toilet without the assistance of a caretaker. Some people don’t have the spoons to get out of bed in the morning, let alone work a 9-5 job in this capitalist hellhole.

You’re not lazy. You’re not less than.

And this is coming from a disabled person with chronic pain who can leave the house and walk (with some pain) without mobility aids.

You deserve to take up space. You deserve to cost money. You deserve to be here without feeling guilty just because you can’t give back in the traditional way.

You’re worth it, hun. 🫶🏼

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