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I want kaonite food to be ridiculous to make. On one hand I want wholesome megatron cooking but at the same time I want megatron to enter the kitchen with a battle axe, a flame thrower, a katana, a mace and a war hammer and then proceed to be a gladiator in the kitchen just to produce the softest, richest most delicious meal you ever have eaten in your life

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Old man Yaoi except they aren’t even in the same universe.

The blonde one’s name is Zephyr Aaldenberg and he’s a spider-oc.

The other man is Akihiko Nakashizuki and he’s a COD (Call Of Duty) oc.

Also Zephyr’s 32 he just has a really good skincare routine.

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Simon "Ghost" Riley - mask

old

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the file FUCK.EXE should be immediately removed from your system using anti spyware if the file is found to be harmful after you can scan FUCK.EXE with anti spyware

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Hii! So I’ve been starting to write some cod fic’s (non posted) and I wanted to know if you could possibly post more Scottish slang or the most misspelled Scottish slang?

Hello! Of course I can!

DISCLAIMER: I’M ONLY TELLING YOU WHAT I KNOW ABOUT ALL THIS THAT I PERSONALLY LEARNED FROM MY PARENTS, IF ANYONE HAS ANY CORRECTIONS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO TACK THEM ON

I can give you some common words that specifically I use day to day to make it seem more natural in ur writing!

Starting off simple:

Cannae - cannot/can’t

Gonnae - going to/gonna

Willnae - will not/won’t

Shouldnae - should not/shouldn’t

Couldnae - could not/couldn’t

Wouldnae - would not/wouldn’t

Wasnae - was not/wasn’t

Intae- into

Tae - to

Nae - no, but only in the context of nae bother, nae danger

(Are you noticing the pattern?)

Much like the first three I posted about these are just in the same vain, not interchangeable and they’re just easy, subtle changes to show someone “hey look they’re Scottish”

Now onto my personal favourite words that may come in handy:

Bairn/wain - child

Bonnie - pretty/beautiful

Eejit - idiot, this one’s fun, common insult for us

Dour - grim/gloomy, can be used for most things tbh ie “work is pure dour the day”

Wheesht - shhh, or in a different context, shut the fuck up

Ken - know

Gan - going

Minging - disgusting

Haud/Hauld - hold, the spellings I believe are interchangeable, haud is more common these days tho I think

Heid - head

Greet - cry, the best way to use this is “dinnae greet” if you really wanna go full force with the slang

Peely wally - looking unwell/sick, this is my personal favourite, it can be used outside of the proper context, ie “that looks a bit peely wally eh?”

Een/eens - eye/eyes

Baith - both

Lug/lugs - ear/ears

Pure - very, but use this sparingly, it doesn’t always make sense when you throw it in willy nilly

Okay that’s all I can think of off the top of my head for now but if you need any advice on what context you can use these in that’ll make sense then feel free to dm me and I can talk it through with you :)

Edit to add: here’s the link to my original post for those of you that haven’t seen it yet!

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This pair give me "My hot witch wife and me doing whatever the hell she wants" vibes! 🥀🥀

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Dumbasses

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MIRROR MIRROR , dance in the mirror

Holy shit Swinbee art from Rhys after MONTHS!!! Cool anyways I hate them

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Guess what I watched recently

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I guess mostly just doodles of ES Soundwave today 😛 calling them doodles cuz I lazily put them together… not my typical fleshed out finish… but I like to draw him maskless cuz he’s cute I think 😌 just him and his huge finial ears against the world (and also Starscream I guess 🙄) and no. Sdw isn’t done mourning. He wants sprinkles in his ice cream.

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saw an elderly woman walking around with a tote bag whose design were the four AO3 fic category squares and she very excitedly asked if i was a reader or a writer bcs nobody else at the con had recognized it, and after telling her that i've been writing fic since fanfic.net, she solemnly nodded and explained that she'd been reading fic since "the days of personal websites" but that she only started writing fanfic when she was 47 and oh my god when i tell you that i genuinely teared up on the spot!!!!! like!!! HELL YEAH???? LITERALLY NEVER TOO OLD TO START WRITING. NEVER TOO OLD TO WRITE AND SHARE YOUR FIC.

her enthusiastic "i'm a very nice and bubbly person, i swear! but i love writing angst and major character death :)" nearly took me the fuck out.

icon. legend. diva. i wish her nothing but a kajillion million comments and kudos. i hope her fic updates crash AO3. i hope she knows i'm promoting her to my personal patron saint of AO3.

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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The Big Whammy (reveal)

Those first few panels have been deemed “child of divorce ass shit”

THERE’S A LOT OF EVENTS AND SCENES AND STUFF AND CRAP i have planned and think about and i have to remember that part of the process is actually drawing them and then sharing the important story beats so that people understand them.

Anyway, this should answer/clear up a LOT of confusion for folks now.

🎉

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