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me: i dont give a shit
narrator: actually, he gave many shits
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dark duolingo teach me forgotten tongues. dark google maps show me impossible geographies
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WARNING to anyone planning on LEAVING THEIR HOUSE
The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.
Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.
SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS.
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me: *buying more makeup* I live for temporary material satisfaction also when will I die
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when Jesus knew Judas would betray him but invited him to brunch just for the drama of it all
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the government, watching me from the cameras: “the lack of motivation on this girl. incredible.”
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yanno, i really hate how much i value romantic love
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I never knew???? I was actually a bobcat???

#not equipped to make friends#but if someone comes along n does friend-making for me#will roll with it
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