This is a celestial podcast run by an incompetent angel, and you are an unsuspecting prophet. Follows from @apple-duty
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A series of Da Capo art and doodles I made when I listened in Patreon lol heehheeh
My pookies. My poookieeessss
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No matter the stakes, small or cosmic: siblings are always gonna be siblings. Find BE NOT AFRAID wherever podcasts live!
Our trailers are spoiler free bite sized appetizers. Might contain traces of radiation, but that's divinity for you.
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Ever heard of when the two sorcerers of Pharao's court snuck into heaven and were struck by the utter terror that is non euclidean geometry with multidimensional entities? No? Well now's your chance! Episode 4 featuring lovely Maia Harlap as Yohana, Denver Stewart as Mamre, Paul Walsh from The Green Horizon as Aaron, Rae Lundberg of @thenightpost as Archangel Michael, and Faye Holliday as the Flaming Swords (plural!)
Listen to BE NOT AFRAID wherever podcasts live.
#be not afraid#be not afraid pod#bna pod#the golden calf#bible satire#bible fanfic#feelgood horror comedy?#you tell me man#aaron#moses#hebrew bible#apocrypha
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A divine messenger informs Enoch that he's been fired from his position in Heaven. Where else is there to go but Hell? Episode 3 can be found wherever podcasts live! Full cast featuring:
Rebecca Hansson as Enoch
Oliver Walton-Harrod as Talking head (spine attached)
Sofie Molin Andersson as Lilith
Brokeashe11 as Beelzebub
And what would Hell be without abominable commercials?
Mihai Matei as the voice of Snot-B-Gon
Asha Lloyd as the voice of Freudian & Skinner
Kiana Triana as Vague Dominatrix Ad
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God's smile spreads like a crack across the sky... are you ready for the party of your life, mortal?
BE NOT AFRAID episode 2, featuring a full cast of voice actors!
Enoch and God played by Rebecca Hansson
Raphael played by Greg Carrobis
Gabriel played by Steven Chisholm
Flaming sword played by Faye Holliday
"Strangel" played by Chakree Matayanant
Seir played by Avalon Willowbloom
Asha played by Sabine Novakovic-Wagner
Asmodeus played by Victor Tran
Unnamed angels played by Asha Lloyd and Briar Zachary
Protohumans played by Waymon Alexander, Gem Aydın, Greg Carrobis, Chakree Matayanant, Victor Tran, Helena Tacy, Pelle Frid, Claire Ada, and Micah Carmichael
#gardenofeden#benotafraid#audiodrama#garden of eden#be not afraid#audio drama#blatant bladerunner references
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Science is introduced to humanity too early, too quickly, as a group of angels fall in love with humans and have children together. In the middle of all the chaos, a man gets a job offer from God that he can’t refuse.
Featuring Joseph Rutledge of @wirelandranch, Rae Lundberg of @thenightpost! As well as these fine people:
Samyaza played by Ryan Sweeney
Raphael played by Greg Carrobis
Gabriel played by Steven Chisholm
Unnamed watcher played by Micah Carmichael
Human 1 played by Claire Ada
Human 2 played by Pelle Frid
The refurbished episodes have hit the feeds! Go listen wherever you get your podcasts.
#audiodrama#nephilim#watchers#be not afraid podcast#book of enoch#biblically accurate angels#biblically inaccurate angels#audio drama#be not afraid
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welp. it was bound to happen at some point. looks like the whale was feeding and nabbed the guy by accident, and immediately spit him out:
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Congratulations, prophets! This experience may contain traces of blasphemy, innuendo, swearing, biblical narratives through the lens of sci-fi, and... headaches. BE NOT AFRAID.
And just in case you missed your prophetic calling, your favorite podcatcher is fine.
RSS: https://anchor.fm/s/12676918/podcast/rss…
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0fFCdYu9wY2SRgjMSdHuSR?si=df3b5f4544f243d0…
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/be-not-afraid/
Website: https://www.metatronspeaks.com/
#be not afraid podcast#bna pod#be not afraid#metatron#angels#audio drama#biblically inaccurate angels#biblically accurate angels
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today's warm up: reblog to add to the transplanar being's bouquet, tag what you'd give them! 💐
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On the battlefield of fucking, make-up is your war paint.
Get fierce & get railed.
- Lord Azazel, fallen angel who gifted humanity the forbidden knowledge of war & cosmetology which lead to a bunch of nephilim.
Azazel is a rather interesting demon/ fallen angel.
He taught humans weaponry, science & cosmetics (forbidden knowledge).
So you know, slay while slaying 💅
And I love the idea that God was basically like
"Okay, so you taught the hairless apes science, war, weaponry and make up- OH GOD, WHY ARE THERE A BUNCH OF YOU DOWN THERE FUCKING THEM?!
That's it, I'm wiping out their offspring."
Demon of "this is why we can't have nice things".
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Who wants nightmare fuel?
It looks great on the invert, too!
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1. Franz von Stuck (1863-1928).
2. Tyra Kleen (1874-1951).
3. Ernest Charles Wallcousins (1883-1976).
4. Jeffrey Catherine Jones (1944-2011).
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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that
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Sending sincere thoughts (of violence) and prayers (of your downfall)
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pro lifer blocked me on twitter for asking this but if embryos have souls, and then they're aborted, exactly how sapient are they in the afterlife? Are they forever doomed to float around with no thoughts in their heads? Is it like just animal intelligence like a little happy goldfish? Do they still have an embryonic form? I've always seen an assumption that child souls are still in child form so I guess so. Do the other people in the afterlife keep abortions as little pets? Will they stay in a fishbowl or are they too stupid + intangible and float right out again?
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