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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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Hey so late update on this

He fucking did it again.

Im driving Chex and we start talking genshin.

20 minutes later I am bricked up and gripping my wheel with a death grip because oh my GOD I am driving I can’t do this rn. I am DRIVING and I cannot be having THOUGHTS

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Im driving Chex and we start talking genshin.

20 minutes later I am bricked up and gripping my wheel with a death grip because oh my GOD I am driving I can’t do this rn. I am DRIVING and I cannot be having THOUGHTS

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Got me some Zhongli items (plus a zayne pin from an anime shop) ((Chex almost killed me in said shop))

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You ever just zone out from life and start swinging your arm like the lucky cat banks. Favourite motion ever, I go crazy

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Just thought you should know that hasbro has announced an official long furby

No this is not a joke

Kids these days. Back in my day we had to put the long in the furbies ourselves. We had to skin the furbies for tumblr. There was no other choice.

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Okay you guys.

IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something

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also, deer are simultaneously satan’s weakest and strongest soldiers. they die like hamsters or survive things that really should have killed them. biting the dust from an internal hemorrhage after jumping over a fence or surviving 10+ years with an arrow imbedded in their side. fate rolls the dice on every injury and they either get a 0 or a 20. keeping them alive is hard. killing them is also hard.

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if you shot me with a gun id pribably be pretty mad but due to my laconic and forgetful nature i bet we could still be friends

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Fun fact: Around 30 years ago there was this antiseptic that was dominantly popular in my Country, it looked brownish-crimson like old blood and it stung like hell on wounds. And as soon as they improved the formula¹ to have no color and no sting, its popularity dropped to the ground, nobody uses it anymore. ¹The original formula had a mercury substance that was banned because. It's a fucking mercury substance

the people yearn for bottled masochism

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u kno this site is full of nerds because even people’s sexual fantasies are like ok i’m a 19th century surgeon and you’re my patient. i start to repair your hernia but that’s not the only thing i get my tools on…(since this is before the popularization of handwashing as a surgical practice, you contract an infection and die)