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we’re so back

happy season 27!

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BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

[ propaganda masterpost]

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Is this anything? Is ANYTHING anything??

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Zootopia 2 trailer is out so I no longer have to kms about South Park s27ep2 being delayed by a week 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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Hi you said on A03 that's your Tumblr name is scrawnycatra but going there gives me something completely different but somehow I found your actual Tumblr anyway high I'm glad you finished the breakup fic

OMG yeah i changed my tumblr username but i didn’t edit any fics where i mentioned old urls 😭😭 IM SO SORRY im glad u found me tho my ao3 tumblr twitter are all the same usernames now hehe ALSO THANK U!! i hope u liked the final chapter :D

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i will come on tumblr and say HI GUYS HERE IS A FIC WHERE LADYNOIR FUCK AND SUCK EACH OTHER <3 and people r like AWWWW so cool!! epic awesome have a nice day! on twitter they’re cancelling you if you draw ladybug touching chat noir’s chest while his shirt is off

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No matter what happens in Doctor Who, for the next 4.5 billion years, the 12th Doctor will always be somewhere out there, deliberately dying on loop in a torture castle…so that Clara Oswald can cheat death.

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All these big companies changing their logos a dozen of times for something that looks worse every time, while the real all-time GOAT found the winning formula on the first try and then even did a victory lap with it:

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driving headcanons

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Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I still think about tvl :) Do you think you’ll write any more ml fics?

omg I was just telling my friend lisa about one that I’ve been seriously planning 😭😭 ill work hard I promise the only problem is I hate having a job GRRRRRRRRR

ok fine fuck it FUCK IT ill talk about it it’s gonna be an AU where maribug accidentally becomes a ladynoir fanfic writer (it’s totallyyyyyy Alya’s fault btw 🙄🙄🙄) because the fandom lore (FOR THE MOVIESS THE MOVIESSSSS!) was just SO compelling and she just realized the LADYNOIR MOVIE DYNAMIC (not the irl one!!!!!!) was really fun so what could she do really? anyway it results in… shenanigans

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this would work on me

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throws blurry screencap of ladynoir hugging as the sun sets behind eiffel tower at u THEYRE IN LOVE!!!!!!!!

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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

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can you call me a sex god whore pls pls plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspslplslslspslslpsslsosppsslps please

hello you sex god whore… ok that’ll be $20

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was checking my stats tab and i did not realize this many people had been subscribed to my catradora breakup fic. i am so sorry to the 530 people who will be receiving emails about the sudden and extremely random upload of the final chapter. real oopsie! moment. this is literally my second most subscribed fic of all time what was i doing just straight up ignoring her…