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*He sets gubby on his other arm and picks coolkid up by the scruff and carries them along with him and drags them over to a building and sets them down on a makeshift bed.*

sleepy.

Night night.

Sleep.

Sleepy.

Goodnight.

*he walks away.*

*This fella has walked up to you.*

Okay?

Okay okay okay?

Yes?

Hello?

HellLllooo?

Are you hello???

Yes are are?

Are yes yes okay.

Okay?

Okay?

Okay okay hello?

*The Kidd lays there, unresponsive. He seems to be knocked out pretty good*

[scannys-back]

hey maybe be more considerate of people when you interact with them in a roleplay manner? just think a little harder about how other people feel.

{I have been trying to communicate with the people i rp with in messages. If there was a genuine problem I would really hope they would have told me by now themselves.}

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*Mr gentle human gentleman human simply walks around.*

Hello.

Hello?

HeLLo

Hello?

Hello?

hello?

Hello?

Helloo

Hello

Hello

Hello

HhhHell'o.

Mafioso nearly shat his fucking pants hearing and seeing what ever that thing was...

"what the fuck..."

He whispered in pure horror going to get security.

[scannys-back]

{so... to refresh my brain a bit and focus on something I like doing so I hobbled this shit together.}

{Slingmingo may suck but their music in fact... doesn't.}

{It's not even a cover it's just something I threw together to refresh my brain.}

[scannys-back]

this is friend cuz tumblr is shitting itself does this go through

Indeed

[scannys-back]

Hey, he told me to fuck off not fuck on

*the clay anon [yup gonna be his name now] stares at Ethan*

I'm surprised I hit you tho because

*it took off the sunglasses, showing the most blank surface*

I can't see fucking shit out of this thing

Oh hey! The events of the timeline are all outta order.

Fun.

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Ah hell no don't get closer to me you catnip snorting anthropomorphic feline!

This tuna has fishy business!

*and the clay anon proceeds to cock the fish like a gun, somehow making the noise of an actual shotgun getting cocked*

*Ethan pulls out a actual shotgun and takes a bite out of it.*

Doesn't mean shit to me, tuna is tuna m80!

*Ethan does a ninja roll cartwheel summersault flip twords the tuna.*

YEET!!!!

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*the clay anon is just standing off to the side.... Holding a tuna*

Uhhh.....do I or do I not?

I shouldn't, one miss and he's gonna tear my body like I'm a Christmas present, and it's a pain to rejoice myself.

I meaan... I won't say no to tuna.

[scannys-back]

what if I gave you a singular strand of bright green hair I found in my microwave

Wat-

[scannys-back]

*squirts water up his nose*

HWHAJDHDHAHDHSBDHSBDGS!!!!!!

*He sneezes lava on you, said lava turns to water and then turns blocky and spawns a cobblestone generator on you.*

[scannys-back]

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i dont think we’ve seen him be this cute

IIIII AAAAAMM AAA FUYUCKING GOOOOOOD!!!!!

[scannys-back]

Hey Ethan, I know you can eat chocolate now, so…

[CATNIP INFUSED CHOCOLATE.]

C O N S U M E.

*the chocolate flys into Ethan's spinning mouth and he starts the consumption.*

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*ETHAN SUPLEXES A TRAIN.*

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is he high

[scannys-back]

*Ethan is now in his garden, rubbing his face again this catnip mouse that was tossed twords him.*

[scannys-back]

*throws a catnip mouse at scanny from a portal.*

*Ethan LEAPS out of bed at it and through the window as it's mid-air and he lands outside and starts sniffing and biting at it, Rollin around a lot, kicking at it while he holds it still in his mouth, biting into it with his blunt teeth.*