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Broke slennderman be like ‘hey man… this is super awkward like I hate to ask you but is there anyway I could… this is super embarrassing for me man but could I borrow some of your pages…”

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Jeff the Spiller be like ‘ohh nooooooo my applejuice nooooo it’s everywhere nooooo I have to clean this noooooo’

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(AN)

Even a master of the fear isn’t afaid to admit that sometimes HE is the one who si scared. One time Iwas the victim of a maliscous prank by a cruel older brother who chained my laptop background to an image of the VILE Tails Doll amd told me that I had enrajed the demoniac doll by refusing to play as him in the copies of Sonic R that came in the Sonic Gems Collecfion for the Nintendo’s Gamr Cube (which we where playing on the Nintendo’s Wee).

My dads (they weren’t split up yet so they wr still in the same house) had to pray over me for twenty whole minutes before I was okay to go to sleep

Bein scared like ths reminds me as inspiration for when I wrote truly SCARY stories

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Slender

Tender

His tentacle flesh

Keep me warm

Keep me fresh

Find his pages

Hang out for ages

Go to his mansion

Yeah

(AN: I couldn’ think of anything that rymed with mansion sorry 😞)

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DAILY AFFIRMITATIONS

You are special

You are scary

Yoy have arms

You are hairy

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Slendy won’t you come my waaaaay

I gotta collect you’re paaaaage

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Woah mama hey mama mama hey woah May hey mama hey woah mama Mia woah hey mama mama woah hey mama mama hey hey woah woah mama hey hey mama woah mia mama woah hey mama hey woah mama hey

Holy moly it’s him

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WARNINF AND PUBLIC SERBIAN ACCOUNTSMEN

I have it from a very credible and reliable source that Eyeless Jack is out tonight she he and he will take your kidneys if you don’t post this

Eyless Jack down my chimney

Eyeless Jack don’t steal my kidney

Eyeless Jack you’re on the run

Eyeless Jack your super fun

Remember to post or hurry

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My evil stepmom screamed as I lead my news friend into the room…

“Baby honey! That’s not a buman, that’s some kinda of a pale freak or something!”

“No mom!” I yelped! “He’s my friend because I gave him a boloney sandwich!”

“Hey guys” Jeffrey Killer said “it’s me freakin jreff”

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What if he was called Jeff the jerker and he

He what??????? ?

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As I logged into my job waiting on tables, I was shocked by the order of my first custom mer…

“They want a… creepy? Pasta?”

I looked out to the table and saw… and saw…

Jeff Killer

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Heh… Sweeney the Todd… I think I like the sound of that…

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I was working on a new creepy pasta, but I can’t post it. It’s too scary.

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Learning some tear iffying things about the internet. Everyone says there are trolls on here. I thought they only lived under bridges and in ponds like book two of the Spiderwick Chronicle.

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hello. Have u herd of: the hero Brian

Famly guy

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As my teature opened up the class today I was horrified by the look of the chalk board… it had a mysterious blue headghehog, but something looked wrong… it had red eyes… and blood…

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What if insted of The Raek itwas called 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑅𝒶𝒸𝓀

Woah how’s you do that with the font I can only type in normal font

I wish I could make my blog a cool font like the scary halloweeen one