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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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hey can. can 2025 stop being this mean to me
#there have been good things but also so many bad ones#dad's cat died.#tornado.#can't live in apartment for six days.#breakdown.#my job sucks.#it's only getting worse.#and now the fucking a/c is out.#so i had to pack up my poor cat and move him.#and i feel like such an invader.#i just want to be in my apartment. but i can't.#and it's making me want to scream#oh shush
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Reasons why computer problems seem to mysteriously vanish as soon as a technician shows up:
You were spacing out and skipping a step somewhere without realising it, and you can’t reproduce it when you try to demonstrate it because now you’re paying attention to what you’re doing
It’s an intermittent electrical connection fault that’s being aggravated by movement/vibrations in your desk; you need to check your cables
The act of explaining the problem to someone caused you to figure out what you were doing wrong
The real cause of the problem was somewhere upstream of your terminal device – for example, at the network service provider – and it got fixed at the source while you were waiting
Your computer is in a location with poor airflow and is overheating; waiting for the technician to arrive gave it a chance to cool off
Despite all appearances to the contrary, modern computers actually have very good fault recovery, and most minor problems will sort themselves out on their own if you give it a minute
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i hope u know that when i say rip i dont mean rest in peace i mean rest in pieces. i hope u pop apart like a character in a lego game. bitch
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I am re-reading The Left Hand of Darkness and unfortunately, my brain is too rotten for this, because all I can think about is an alternate timeline where the girlies got absolutely sauced on this book and instead of inventing the Omegaverse, people just wrote Kemmering AUs instead.
to be clear, Ursula K. LeGuin would hate this
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STAY CALM. IT'LL BE OKAY. YOU HAVE MY WORD.
dr mensah you move me
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stop reading tomes with the gnomes and come read a scroll with the ghoul
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the first time you watch handmaid's tale and you see the girls refuse to stone their fellow prisoner to death....changes you, i think
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religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333
atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.
agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from
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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.
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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area
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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"
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