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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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hey can. can 2025 stop being this mean to me

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Reasons why computer problems seem to mysteriously vanish as soon as a technician shows up:

You were spacing out and skipping a step somewhere without realising it, and you can’t reproduce it when you try to demonstrate it because now you’re paying attention to what you’re doing

It’s an intermittent electrical connection fault that’s being aggravated by movement/vibrations in your desk; you need to check your cables

The act of explaining the problem to someone caused you to figure out what you were doing wrong

The real cause of the problem was somewhere upstream of your terminal device – for example, at the network service provider – and it got fixed at the source while you were waiting

Your computer is in a location with poor airflow and is overheating; waiting for the technician to arrive gave it a chance to cool off

Despite all appearances to the contrary, modern computers actually have very good fault recovery, and most minor problems will sort themselves out on their own if you give it a minute

Magic

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i hope u know that when i say rip i dont mean rest in peace i mean rest in pieces. i hope u pop apart like a character in a lego game. bitch

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I am re-reading The Left Hand of Darkness and unfortunately, my brain is too rotten for this, because all I can think about is an alternate timeline where the girlies got absolutely sauced on this book and instead of inventing the Omegaverse, people just wrote Kemmering AUs instead.

to be clear, Ursula K. LeGuin would hate this

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STAY CALM. IT'LL BE OKAY. YOU HAVE MY WORD.

dr mensah you move me

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my serene mama

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stop reading tomes with the gnomes and come read a scroll with the ghoul

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the first time you watch handmaid's tale and you see the girls refuse to stone their fellow prisoner to death....changes you, i think

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religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333

atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.

agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from

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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.

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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

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Hass Idriss | Echoes of the Abyss

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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"