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nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

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literally my favorite type of tweet

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just saw this clip and i think itd make a funny reaction image what do u think... does it have potential

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girl what the fuck is even the theme of a midsummer night’s dream. is there even a lesson to be learned. is it just vibes or what

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Sympathising with my mother but at the same time

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Big spoon, small spoon, smaller spoon &

The littlelest spoon

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My brother and his friend are playing assassins creed odyssey in the family room and unfortunately for them I Know Things About Ancient Greece.

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pride month!!!

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they said keikaku and im sorry any time someone says keikaku i think of all according to keikaku (keikaku means plan)

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Yeah some places in Europe have hard water, but I don’t think anyone beats the ancient city of Pompeii who’s water was so calcium rich it stopped them from getting lead poisoning

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in all seriousness i better not see a single gif of that fuckass harry potter show on this hellsite.

don't make them, don't post them, don't reblog them. just don't give free advertising to a millionaire giddy over stripping trans people of their rights.

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the sims is an endless source of comedy. my sim went on a first date with a guy, and it went so well he asked to move in after knowing her for two hours. he is added to my household. I discover that his personality traits are good (the opposite of evil), neat (likes to clean) and, for some reason, lactose intolerant. his goal in life is to be an ethical vampire, in spite of not being a vampire.

I have the sims fuck in a closet at the date venue to celebrate. a man I’ve never seen before dances inexpertly 5 feet away from them the whole time. my new vampire fetishist receives a emotion marker entitled “xenophile”, which is how I find out he knows my original sim is a secret alien.

we return to my home, where he immediately sets the stove on fire trying to make food. a fire fighter appears after the sims have already put the fire out, and then texts us hours later in the dead of night to comment on what good chemistry my sim has with her new boyfriend, whose personality is 33% an inability to eat cheese.

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"i'm sorry" and "i apologize" may mean the same thing but only one is okay to say at a funeral

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Happy pride month Loki pride 🌈🏳️‍⚧️💚