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I never want to hear conservatives go on about repressive censorship in China, North Korea, and Iran ever again
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CHELSEA GREEN SPEAKING FACTS!
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I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you
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I love Star Trek, I love how every time a federation ship goes into the romulan neutral zone there is also immediately a romulan ship. Like girl, what were YOU doing in the neutral zone?
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Dominik bringing in every lost cat he finds on the way home.
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Drew saying Damian and his reasoning sent me 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
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When they shyly ask to eat your pussy and then moan into it like a slut when you let them
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An emotionally damaged man that could crush my head into a pulp?
Instant heart eyes, baby (⁠๑⁠♡⁠⌓⁠♡⁠๑⁠)
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Things I desperately need as a Joey x Amber fan:
A skit where instead of Joey yelling at Amber she has a bad day and yells at him and he’s just mesmerised by it. This makes the rest of the staff realise oh shit this is serious this man actually for real likes her.
A skit where we actually see a guy properly flirt with Amber and Joey get jealous.
I know it’s a comedy but I need me some protective Joey and some angst maybe.
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Damian: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess
JD: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?
Dominick: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.
Finn: Guys...
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I understand your need to babygirl slashers but I want that dick way too bad and I need them to toss me around while they fuck me, okie dokie?
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I love Kane.
I hate Glenn Jacobs.
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STAR TREK - S3E10 Plato's Stepchildren
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