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gen z has to reckon with its radicalization problem. you are not a morally pure and superior generation of youth come to save the world, your men and boys are radicalized at an unprecedented level and you ignore it because it’s too hard to address but you have to. these boys are in your classes, they date your friends, you know them and you cannot continue to pretend this is an “old white guy” problem

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Seeing how Yin Hanjiang put on a glove to grab Baili Qingmiao’s neck, he seemed so polite and cute, so how could Wenren È put up an act of being coerced?

Wenren È in BQM's body being totally delighted by Yin Hanjiang choking him. I love this whatever they have going on.

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Yin Hanjiang is…talking to himself with a mask on, and then taking off the mask to talk to himself with the mask on…and then putting the mask back on to answer himself who wasn’t wearing the mask….

Venerable can you please stop decaying for a second and come get your boyfriend he’s unwell.

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don't get me wrong, i don't have anything against people who make wenrenjiang be of the same age and status in their modern!AUs. but to me, personally, every DVAWTK AU MUST have a problematic age gap and/or very unequal power dynamics between the two of them.

bonus points if WRE is the one worried about accidentally taking advantage of YHJ due to the power imbalance while YHJ is getting off on the idea of being taken advantage of by his much older boss.

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anyways shoutout to shen yuan and baili qingmiao for yaoifying and yurifying their original plotlines respectively, good for them

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Goodnight I know I've said before I love the dynamic wenren e and baili qingmiao have but I fr love how he talks about her. He's like "To the ordinary person she might seem like a complete moron without a single brain cell, but she was actually the primordial goddess that helped me in a past life! Usually if I wouldn't give a fuck about someone this hopelessly stupid but I owe a debt to her. Nothing but respect for my master even if she is dumb as fuck and useless now. I hope she'll be able to cultivate on the path of indifference instead of continuing to make life decisions so terrible I question how shes survived this long." Literally everything he says is so backhanded I love it

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What does Wenren È know?

Jack Shit and Fuck All.

and then there’s this second idiot:

the idiot sect. only yanyan has Anything going on in her head at any given time. truly feminist literature

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I looove danmei protagonists like Shen Yuan and Wenren E that are just so unbothered by life changing events it's hilarious

Shen Yuan: I just died! Okay good thing I had a plan for transmigrating

Wenren E: I'm nothing but a fictional character in some book? Yeah that makes sense

They're WINNING the idgaf war

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Ranking danmei love interests by how crazy they are

HUA CHENG: challenged and indirectly killed 33 gods for insulting Xie Lian

LAN WANGJI: publicly tried to defend the Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation after Wei Wuxian started a bloodbath that killed approximately 3,000 people. Injured 33 Lan elders in order to protect him

LUO BINGHE: (under influence) attempted to end the world because he was insecure his shizun liked their sect more than him

MO RAN: (under influence) Spent years torturing, blackmailing, and abusing his shizun over a misunderstanding

YIN HANJIANG: where the fuck do I start

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I kid you not devil venerable also wants to know is about a 300+ years old overpowered demonic sect leader trying to get a dumb teenage girl to break up with her toxic boyfriend

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r.i.p. to Wenren È, you would have loved reddit. you need a council of thousands to try to decipher whatever the hell you have going on with Yin Hanjiang. "trying to subtly improve my employee's mental health, but instead he's started to act even more like a perfect, unwavering blade without thoughts or desires of his own. advice?" and then in the body of the post he would start by saying "ever since I (m330) started experiencing an intense compulsion to drink my employee's (m130) blood to increase my own power, I've been trying to put some space between us for his safety. however-" and the comments would be complete pandemonium

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i love it when the gays are toxic, i can’t help it

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My biggest fear is probably my parents finding out about my obsession with gay ships of any kind

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You’re my favorite character “i can ship you with almost anyone.”

vs.

You’re my favorite character “i can only ship you with one person/no person”

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”Gay ass” I say as i willingly read a gay fanfiction.

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these are my mutuals. they know who they are