scatterfox
scatterfox
.A Weirdo With Good Intentions .
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scatterfox · 6 years ago
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Just fucking end me
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scatterfox · 6 years ago
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Feelin maself https://www.instagram.com/p/BsTK4lKn6Su/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gnwemtmng1qn
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scatterfox · 7 years ago
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do you ever just crave domesticity? to coming home to a partner, meld into them like you do your bed after a long day, soak your mind in the serenity of theirs like a warm bath to soothe the knots in your body, wrap yourself in their warmth and just fucking sigh from pure comfort
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scatterfox · 7 years ago
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idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and then the next customer’s total came out to like $12.57 and just bc I’m a weirdo I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and without missing a fucking beat this like, 70+ year old man said
“Ah! Another like me! We’re few and far between these days, aren’t we?”
And I was like oh man this guy’s sense of humor really aligns with mine! And I laughed and made some other joke about being immortal and thought that was the end of it,
but this man.
He stood by the register for five more minutes. Maybe more. Which let me tell you is an EXCRUTIATING amount of time for something like this to happen.
And he just kept upping the ante!! He starting talking about some REALLY specific details regarding day-to-day life in the 1300s to the point I started getting worried that I’d misled a genuinely immortal being to believe I am also immortal.
He eventually politely left when I got too busy with other customers to awkwardly respond.
Who the fuck was that guy.
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scatterfox · 7 years ago
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scatterfox · 7 years ago
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LSSC | 2016.11.21
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scatterfox · 7 years ago
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Also good manners aren’t a turn on, they’re the bare minimum expectation.
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scatterfox · 7 years ago
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Its still an imbalance of chemicals in the brain when it becomes dependant on the routine.
Sorry I missed that point.
Honest question….
Because I really wanna know what you think. And not just what you think, but why you think the way you do about this.
Is addiction, in your opinion, a choice or a disease?
And yes. I’m being serious.
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scatterfox · 7 years ago
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Squitten by LindseyWArt
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scatterfox · 7 years ago
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The choice is to begin taking the substance that you can become addicted to. Its more of a "chemical in your system" thing that your body depends on to function and feel normal.
Addiction is more of a "dependency" than a disease - something that the body thinks it needs to rely on to survive.
Honest question….
Because I really wanna know what you think. And not just what you think, but why you think the way you do about this.
Is addiction, in your opinion, a choice or a disease?
And yes. I’m being serious.
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scatterfox · 7 years ago
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scatterfox · 7 years ago
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*Looks at menu closely for 10 minutes*
“yeah i’ll order the exact same thing i order every single time i come here”
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scatterfox · 7 years ago
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“im getting old” starter pack
“this is way too sweet”
“they’re remaking that movie already????”
“my back hurts”
“wait, people get mad about that now?”
“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
“hold on let me check my calendar first”
**turns on the radio** [groans]
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scatterfox · 7 years ago
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Imagine debbie as a DOCTOR. At least thats kind of an up to a shitty thing like prescriptions
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My new doctor is called Deborah Harry
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scatterfox · 7 years ago
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🏳️‍🌈✨happy pride ✨🏳️‍🌈
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scatterfox · 7 years ago
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