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It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr... Apparently
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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way
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I love having to destroy my already not amazing relationship with my dad because he pretends to give a damn about me (the contradictions that show he doesnt are overwhelming)
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Is this a magnus archives reference
#hilltop road#the desolation#the lightless flame#tma#tma podcast#the magnus archives#the magnus institute
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"I'm NOT your grandpa, I'm way COOLER and more FUN." - man who gives a 14 year old a weapon that could rival a war machine
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My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney
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