guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.
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every day wake up & remind yourself you are an animal
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thinking heinous and villainous thoughts
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the mysterious casino manager who keeps asking me to do his stupid quests
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Poorly drawn Charmander line.
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patron request for RAYQUAZA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
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would you mind explaining the “and me i feel also not so good” thing? i tried looking it up without luck 😔
phrases that stick in your mind like tar to an unfortunate paleolithic beast
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mew :]
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moon snail 🌕
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
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no tumblr i'm not gonna spam those so the left counter overflows and turns into "TUM" or something equally corny
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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
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You're on Tumblr a lot
This is my house
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