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JUNE-JULY 2025

I'm hitting the road with MC Frontalot this summer for the Vintage Gentlemen Tour! More dates will be announced soon!

6/12 - Phoenix, AZ @ Last Exit Live (Tix) 6/13 - TBA 6/14 - Los Angeles, CA @ Harvard & Stone (Tix) 6/16 - Albany, CA @ Ivy Room (Tix) 6/18 - Seattle, WA @ El Corazon (Tix) 6/19 - Portland, OR @ Dante's (Tix) 6/20 - TBA 6/21 - Salt Lake City, UT @ Quarters (Tix) 6/22 - Denver, CO @ Moe's (Tix)

*Poster illustration by Brittany Cloud

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FRIDAY MAY 2nd, 2025

Make peace with your maker; your favorite episodic, choose-your-own-adventure, wrestling-burlesque hybrid nightlife event is back!

DOORS 6:30PM | GO-GO 7:15PM | SHOW 7:30PM

NYC’s longest running, interactive, wrestling-burlesque hybrid nightlife event TasselMania is blessing you with a 7th installment of biblical proportions! All the nonstop combat you’ve come to expect from RHP, with old feuds, new challengers, the second annual Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony and more.

Friday May 2, 7:30pm at LittleField in Brooklyn, feathers will fly as RHP’s roster of lip syncers and bump and grinders face off in battles of head-to-head performances for a shot at the Drag & Slay Championship, the New York Championship, and the Intercuntinental Championship, AND the ultimate honor of being immortalized in RHP history.

Start resting your voice now, because your cheers will decide who wins!

Scheduled to appear: - Ring Official Coco Masala - Ring Announcer Schaffer the Darklord - Commissioner Bunny Buxom - Stella Nova - Charles Stunning - Hall of Famer Logan Laveau - Hall of Famer Miss Frankie Eleanor - Hall of Fame Inductee Abby Fantastic - Drag & Slay Champion Uncle Freak - New York Champion Dominant Jeane - and Reigning Intercuntinental Champion Kita St Cyr

With special guests the Nobodies, including Nancy NoGood and featuring a set by DJ Accident Report

And introducing: - Artina Darkly - Right Now Rouge - and Reigning Mx Nobody Father Queef

Signs and apparel supporting your favorite performers are encouraged.

Say. Your. Prayers.

TICKETS ON SALE HERE!

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WEDNESDAY JANUARY 22nd, 2025

On Wednesday January 22nd, I will open for my fellow 4-Eyed Horseman Mega Ran at Bar Freda in Ridgewood, Queens. He will be performing his album Black Materia in its entirety, and I will be performing a handful of weird & angry new songs. Let's go, you.

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SATURDAY OCTOBER 26TH!

The Four-Eyed Horsemen (MC Lars, Mega Ran, MC Frontalot, Schaffer the Darklord) return with special guest Lacey Johnson for a very spooky Halloween live stream event called/on SATURDAY THE 26TH! VIP tix with exclusive merch goodies available now at 4EYED.SQUARE.SITE

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FRIDAY JULY 26th, 2024

I will perform live at the Confluence 2024 convention in Pittsburgh, PA at the Sheraton Pittsburgh Airport Hotel on Friday July 26th, 2024 @ 9:00pm. Tickets and information available at confluence-sff.org

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SATURDAY JULY 6th, 2024

After a four year hiatus, Rabbit Hole Productions is shaking off the ring rust with TasselMania 6! Your favorite continuing, episodic, interactive, choose-your-own-adventure, wrestling/burlesque hybrid nightlife event is FINALLY BACK! TasselMania 6 will bring you all the nonstop combat you’ve come to expect, this time with the added glamour of our first ever Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony.

Saturday July 6, 7:30pm at LittleField in Brooklyn feathers will fly as RHP’s roster of lip syncers and bump and grinders face off in battles of head-to-head performances for a shot at the Drag King of the Ring Championship, the Double Team Championships, the Intercuntinental Championship, AND the ultimate honor of being immortalized in history!

Start resting your voice now, because your cheers will decide who wins!

Scheduled to appear: Coco Masala  Trinity Starlight| Uncle Freak Maxxx Pleasure Stella Nova Charles Stunning Kita St. Cyr Hall of Fame Inductee Logan Laveau Hall of Fame Inductee Miss Frankie Eleanor Ring Announcer Schaffer the Darklord Acting RHP Commissioner Abby Fantastic Double Team Champions Dominant Jeane and Bunny Buxom And reigning Intercuntinental Champion Seedy EdiePlus special guests the Nobodies, including Nancy NoGood and a set by DJ Accident Report

Signs and apparel supporting your favorite performers are encouraged.

How it will work: 

Superstars will compete in the ring by lip-syncing or stripteasing AT THE SAME TIME TO THE SAME SONG. By volume of applause, the audience will decide which performer who wins. By the end of the night, the titles of RHP Drag King of the Ring Champion, RHP Double Team Champions, and RHP Intercuntinental Champion will be on the rightful, most deserving curves.

Doors at 6:30, Gogo at 7:15, Show at 7:30

@ Littlefield 635 Sackett Street Brooklyn, NY Tickets available HERE!

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MAY/JUNE 2024 TOUR!

I'm hitting the road with MC Lars this May/June to promote our new collaborative album "999." Coming along with us will be Shubzilla x Bill Beats and MC Snax! Get your tickets now at the links below or at nerdcoretour.com.

5/17 - Baltimore, MD @ Metro Gallery (Tickets)

5/18 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Meadows (Tickets)

5/19 - Philadelphia, PA @ Silk City (Tickets)

5/20 - Boston, MA @ City Winery (Tickets)

5/21 - Rochester, NY @ Bug Jar (Tickets)

5/22 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Hard Rock Cafe (Tickets)

5/23 - Columbus, OH @ Rumba Cafe (Tickets)

5/24 - Chicago, IL @ Reggie's (Tickets)

5/25 - Detroit, MI @ Lager House (Tickets)

5/26 - Cleveland, OH @ Mahall's (Tickets)

6/06 - Los Angeles, CA @ Silverlake Lounge (Tickets)

6/07 - San Francisco, CA @ DNA Lounge (Tickets)

6/08 - Portland, OR @ Dante's (Tickets)

6/09 - Seattle, WA @ The Vera Project (Tickets)

6/10 - Denver, CO @ Moe's BBQ (Tickets)

Let's go.

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SATURDAY MARCH 25TH, 2023

Before Coolzey and I head out on our April 2023 tour, we need to rehearse, and we'd like to do so in your living rooms. On Saturday March 25th @ 5PM ET, join Coolzey and Schaffer the Darklord for a very special pre-tour live stream Patreon concert! This show will be available to ALL subscribers of patreon.com/schafferthedarklord OR patreon.com/coolzey. 

Oh! And dates/tickets for all shows of our April 2023 tour are available here. Get yours today!

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APRIL 2023 TOUR! GUESS WHAT! This April I will be back on the road with my dear friend Coolzey! Tix for all dates available now at schafferthedarklord.com/tour 4/13 - Boston, MA 4/14 - Brooklyn, NY 4/15 - Philadelphia, PA 4/16 - Baltimore, MD 4/18 - Pittsburgh, PA 4/19 - Cleveland, OH 4/20 - Detroit, MI 4/21 - Columbus, OH 4/22 - Chicago, IL 4/25 - Atlanta, GA 4/26 - Orlando, FL 4/27 - Chapel Hill, NC 4/28 - Washington, DC Poster by Nick DiFabbio (insta @ghostfreehood) #STDCOOLZEYAPRIL2023

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MONDAY DECEMBER 26th, 2022

This holiday season, join the Four-Eyed Horsemen (MC Lars, Mega Ran, MC Frontalot, Schaffer the Darklord) and special guest Ohm-I for the 3rd Annual Boxing Day Live Stream Show! VIP tix with exclusive merch (including a hot new tee) available now at https://4eyed.square.site/

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SATURDAY DECEMBER 17th, 2022

The legendary DJ LugoTron and I are playing a Christmas show in Queens on Sat. Dec. 17th with Christoph Jesus, Brook Pridemore and Chris Conde. HO HO HO, FOOLS! 

TIX: https://app.showslinger.com/ticket_payment/9289/checkout_ticket

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SATURDAY OCTOBER 29th, 2022

For months I've been working on the most ambitious live streaming performance I've ever attempted. Join the Four-Eyed Horsemen (MC Lars, Mega Ran, MC Frontalot, Schaffer the Darklord) and special guest Nur-D next Saturday October 29th, 2022 to see if I actually pull it off. Tix: https://4eyed.square.site/

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SATURDAY OCTOBER 29th, 2022

The Four-Eyed Horsemen (MC Lars, Mega Ran, MC Frontalot, Schaffer the Darklord) present DEVIL'S NIGHT EVE, a live streaming concert with special guest NUR-D! VIP tix with exclusive merch goodies available now at 4eyed.square.site

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NOVEMBER 2022 TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT!

TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT! This November I will hit the road with my friends MC Lars and I Fight Dragons! Tickets on sale this Friday July 29th at nerdcoretour.com!

11/11 - Ferndale, MI - Loving Touch 11/12 - Pittsburgh, PA - Hard Rock 11/13 - Rochester, NY - Bug Jar 11/15 - Cambridge, MA - Middle East 11/16 - Brooklyn, NY - Sovereign 11/17 - Philadelphia, PA - Milkboy 11/18 - Baltimore, MD - Metro Gallery 11/19 - Lakewood, OH - Mahall's

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OCTOBER 6th - 9th, 2022

This October 6-9 I will perform at Con on The Cob in Richfield, OH! Tix available now at cononthecob.com LET'S GO, YOU.

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SATURDAY JULY 30th, 2022

On Saturday July 30th, I will return to the Greenville Drive-In in Greenville, NY to perform a set before a screening of Superbad! Doors @ 7pm. STD @ 7:15pm. Movie @ 8:45pm. Tix available at drivein32.com.

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MAY 2022 UK TOUR!

This May I will be touring the UK with MC Lars, Ruled By Raptors and Laser from The Doubleclicks! 

May 26 - Nottingham - Bodega May 27 - Bristol - Rough Trade May 28 - London - New Cross Inn May 29 - Southampton - Joiners May 30 - Manchester - TBA May 31 - Glasgow - King Tut’s June 2 - Newcastle - Riverside June 3 - Leeds, UK - Slam Dunk* June 4 - Hatfield, UK - Slam Dunk* * just Lars (with Ruled by Raptors as backing band) Tickets: http://nerdcoretour.com