schimmersaysshit
schimmersaysshit
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schimmersaysshit · 1 year ago
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That was fast
I love it .
I am a lesbian
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schimmersaysshit · 1 year ago
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Fuck it
If this post gets 30k notes I'll ask to go see a therapist.
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schimmersaysshit · 1 year ago
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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
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schimmersaysshit · 1 year ago
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schimmersaysshit · 1 year ago
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Like to STAB
Reblog to STAB AGAIN
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schimmersaysshit · 1 year ago
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I have just found out you have to change your device's language to change the app's language.
Despite being able to change it on desktop.
Beautiful.
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schimmersaysshit · 1 year ago
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And here we have another type of fool. I am not letting you pretend you didn't write this, buddy
I don't want anyone to take this the wrong way but Europe is kinda like a miniature America. All the landscapes and trees and stuff are SMALL, they're little versions of the stuff we got going on over here. Even your big things, like the alps, are so cute. You could put a fun roller coaster up there and make it a little ride for the kids.
#tw
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schimmersaysshit · 1 year ago
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Who is dying today, O Mighty Lord?
Sometimes I spin this globe I own and I close my eyes and stop the globe at random, and wherever my finger lands on is the place where I manifest terrible things will happen on that day. It has worked so many times. So many times.
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schimmersaysshit · 1 year ago
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Thank you for help on the late rent fees! I have a check coming this week that I can put towards rent so I apologize but it's one moot aid post. I just want to get it paid so i don't have to keep the same worry of losing Roman, my animals, and my home because i am on thin ice with the asshole landlord even more than before. I have an interview for a really good state job that would give great pay and benefits. $440 is what I'd need to pay the rent fully and on time by March 31st, so I'm doing tarot readings and @scarsofbeauty and @saturnpandora are doing art commissions to help raise this.
$70/$440, $370 left
ca: $starshooterr
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schimmersaysshit · 1 year ago
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Everyone in the comments typing the whole alphabet several times really wanna see this get to 10k huh
Ok ik none is this gonna happen but I wanna get it out of my head so
If this gets 5k notes I'll tell my parents I'm not Christian and don't want to go to church
If this gets 10k notes I'll come out to my parents
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schimmersaysshit · 1 year ago
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Oof this reminded me of a teacher training video I had to go through
You could not stop it. You could not rewind it. You had to have your device on the video, you couldn't do anything else in the meantime because that was the only way to make it stop. It had subtitles for some of the things that were being said, not all.
My mother was livid, she had to reset the video from scratch a lot because she likes taking detailed notes for future reference
To top it off, this was a video about discrimination. They talked about discrimination against the disabled, including deafness and blindness. The whole training presentation had some things in video without full subtitles and some things only in text, and forced you to click on something at times to continue
A blind nor a deaf person could have sat through that training.
I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.
I do not find this to be an efficient way to absorb information. I am bored and distracted by the time the largely unnecessary introduction is over. I can't use ctrl+f to find the specific information I'm looking for. If there are instructions to follow, I don't want to have to constantly pause and back up to the part I need.
At least give me a fucking transcript.
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schimmersaysshit · 1 year ago
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schimmersaysshit · 1 year ago
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Me too actually, but I mostly use the inner voice
It's wild to me that not all people have it
Fun fact: I don't have an internal monologue and I remember as a kid I always assumed that fictional characters talking in their heads was just something that was done so the viewers could understand what they're thinking, I didn't know people actually heard a voice narrating their thoughts 😭
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schimmersaysshit · 1 year ago
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Like, I'm only staying overnight, the bed is going to be undone tomorrow, and I could've slept on top of the cover or burritoed myself with one of the sheets
But I made the bed instead
Hooray
I have made my bed
Hooray
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schimmersaysshit · 1 year ago
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I have made my bed
Hooray
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schimmersaysshit · 1 year ago
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This. It is not humiliating and you don't have to hide it or bottle it up. It'll be worse in the long run
And you remind people that you are also human
And you get lots of nice comments
Anyways have some ice cream 🍨
oh fuck me I just traumadumped on main. god damn it
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schimmersaysshit · 1 year ago
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Ameica
I wanna kiss my friends
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