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I want the job of the person who makes sure all wrapping paper tubes sound exactly the same bc I’m fairly sure they are tuned to the exact same note like a professional orchestra

nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

this is how Cain killed Abel

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if someone asked me “What color is your heart today? Why?” instead of “how are you” I would murder them in cold blood. 

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I LOVE BIG CLIVE!  If you’re interested at all about how electronics work most of his youtube channel is just taking electronics apart and explaining how they work.  My wife and I watch his videos together, me for the circuits, her for his voice lol

HoLy FuCk

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yall i just found the funniest thing on the harry potter wiki

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Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

Follow me on Webtoons

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I want a grape that’s proportional to me in the same way these grapes are to them.

Credit: Symbio Wildlife Park

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Shedinja with a focus band.

the first pokemon that pops into your mind (right now) is your new forever partner, your ash-and-pikachu-level pal. your main pokemon companion who will accompany u thru everything. who is it?

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Needed this to cheer up–

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This is how I make my drinks too!

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This is a very Canadian video

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The world’s most patient cat.

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I sorted a whole jar of Jelly Belly jellybeans with @owlforest

Statistics: 1655 total 33.776 average per flavor 44 median 31 mode 13.5 standard deviation

Lemon drop was the smallest flavor with 6. Juicy pear was the biggest flavor with 66.