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okay I lied again

I keep editing and rewriting the same damn scene

One day it’ll be posted lmao

okay I lied I forgor to post the snippet lol I will post it tonight!!! (If I don’t forget again!!!!!!)

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okay I lied I forgor to post the snippet lol I will post it tonight!!! (If I don’t forget again!!!!!!)

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alright posting a snippet for Schlatt x assistant reader tonight I thinks 🥳

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hi hi hi long time no fic updates or anything - I’ve been super busy since February and haven’t had a lot of free time to write, so everything is coming along… slowly. BUT!!!!!!! I WILL have a second part to Japan, the next chapter of bartender, AND an assistant fic coming soon :3 I’ve been working on all 3 in pieces and completely scrapped my original Japan pt 2 update bc it went nowhere lmao but I’m alive! And these fics will be alive again soon! <3

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thinking absolutely filthy things re: this photo 🤭

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not arguing w a dude that has a big strong nose. whatever u say beautiful

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just wanted to tell you that the Japan $4,000 dollar room fic was the best thing I’ve read in a while! Honestly, it was amazing!!❤️

ahhhhhh thank you so much!!!!!! this makes my lil heart so happy!!!! there WILL be a part 1.5 and part 2 coming out soonish 👀 ive just been really busy with school and work BUT!!! 1.5 is almost finished, i just keep going back and tweaking and editing bits and pieces bc idk what kind of resolution I actually want from it :3 but gen thank u!!!!! 🫶

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"schlatt forced me to do this" (tumblr's version)

it's a good time to spread love! it was valentines day like ... a little bit ago, right?

so here are my favorite writers, and my favorite fics. each under a nice, neat little category for your viewing pleasure.

JSCHLATT

writers

@burdenandacrop, @memento-rory, @777nicetits

fics

plush obsessed gf x schlatt who punches them when she's not around by @schluttforschlatt *SO CUTE!

these hands can only be gentle by @burdenandacrop *most comforting fic i've ever read. dead dove do not eat fic.

do not disrespect my wife like that. by @amayalul *lore accurate and made me giggle + kick my feet.

angsty bully!schlatt fic by @memento-rory *this one because its ending satisfies me. girlboss reader.

my heart is buried in st. lucia by @memento-rory *being a jschlatt x reader fan and not reading st. lucia is like never reading harry potter. it's a classic. we all love it. we quote it. it is love. it is life. you are cultured if you have seen it and if you haven't go read it !! (ik jk rowling is shit but just the series itself.)

so drunk schlatt/ted can't recognize you by @memento-rory *silly and schlatt's is especially lore accurate. also i am biased towards rory. because rory gives cool older sibling of the jschlatt x reader community vibes.

big guy (headcanons) by @k4lenz *no i am NOT biased because kalen is my little australian buddy. these are cute and kalen just knows how to channel the schlatt voice.

chatting to schlatt's stream by @777nicetits *this is my favorite social media fic, the real users as chatters is just so cute and it felt SOO realistic. seeing a pattern of i like a fic the more realistic it is??

TED

writers

@k4lenz, and... yeah tbh. sorry ted lovahs!

fics

the boy! (headcanons) by @k4lenz *same reason for jschlatt one. has the voice. lore accurate stuff.

chatting on the pod by @phxntomsdusk *needed more ted fics and this one is just cute. really makes you feel like you're on the good ol' pod with The Boys.

it's all a romcom by @obsessivestar *my introduction to ted fics and a GREAT ONE tbh?? suggested by @the-slimebox

SLIMECICLE

writers

@slimeypaws + @lanadoeswriting !!

fics

athlete!charlie x nerd!reader by @slimeypaws *my favorite charlie!au

we could build a home (we could play pretend) by @fullofgutsndopamine *started my charlie obsession!

streamer headcanons by @lanadoeswriting *inspired "you're a part time lover + a full time friend"!

mathteacher!charlie x englishteacher!reader by @slcmml, who's now @slimeypaws *SOO CUTE AND WIHT THE STUDENTS SENDING THE NOTES AHHH

spiderman!charlie x gnbestfriend!reader by @p3achslimes *THIS also got me into charlie omg omg i lvoe this au it's so charlie coded peach has my heart for this one.

and, as is customary, i challenge @slimeypaws and @k4lenz!! to do this. muahhah. good luck!! :D

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Not arguing with a guy that has big beautiful brown eyes. Whatever you say, gorgeous

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God hes so fucking beautiful

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alright chat - I SWEAR I’m still working on some fic shit but I’ve been busy since spring semester started bc I decided I wanted to change my major out of the blue

hopefully by this weekend I’ll have something out :3c

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omg i thought of this as i was falling asleep, and i had to get it out!! i imagined streamer!reader (or any sort of cc) meeting schlatt at an event, and they’re freaking out because it’s so stressful and there’s so much going on. when schlatt offers his help, and he just offers so many comforting outlets, the reader is like ??? and completely sees that jschlatt is just a character, and the real deal is just a big old softie

okay enough rambling bye bye thanks for indulging me

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH i will always indulge you here 🩵

you wouldn’t say you’re a big fan of streamer events. the crowds all the different cc’s bring in are absolutely nuts, everyone is so loud and any empty space doesn’t stay empty for long. all the bodies in the convention center make it unbearably hot and almost suffocating, and it’s easy to get overstimulated.

you’re navigating your way through the crowds to find the room where your panel is, and people stop you for pictures or to say hi as you walk through them. you can’t help the stress that bubbles up in you and threatens to spill over as you start to worry that you’re going to be late. you look down at your phone to check your map, when you bump into a very tall someone.

when you look up, you see schlatt. you’ve never met him before — but you’re not really sure you want to, given the clips you’ve come across of him — but his expression is soft as he looks down at you.

“oh, shit,” he reaches out and grips your arms to steady you, “my bad, (y/n),” he says, and your eyebrows shoot up at the fact that he knows your name. really, you’d half expected him to tell you to watch where you’re going and go back to what he was doing.

schlatt stares at you for a minute, taking in your frantic look, “you doin’ alright?”

“yeah,” you sigh, looking back down at your phone, “i just — there’s a lot going on and i’m lost and kind of running late.”

“lemme see.” he gestures at your phone, and you hand it to him, pointing out the room you’re supposed to be in.

“i know exactly where this is.” schlatt says, starting to walk away with your phone. you don’t register that you’re supposed to be following him, and he looks over his shoulder at you. “you comin’ or what?”

you catch up to him, falling in step beside him. “this your first con?” he asks.

“yeah.” you answer.

“yeahhh, shit’s fuckin’ stressful,” schlatt sympathizes, “i’d like to say it gets easier but i kind of hate these things.”

you watch as he swipes away from the map on your phone as you arrive at the room you’re supposed to be in, tapping on your contact list and adding his phone number to your phone. when he hands your phone back to you, he smiles.

“you’ve got my number now. if you get lost again, you just text me and i’ll come find ya.” he says, before smirking. “or if you just wanna chat.”

you smile up at him and he winks, before patting your back gently. “go get ‘em, kid.”

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redrew this pic circulating my twt

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dinner club

a blurb I wrote last month inspired by a dream I had involving schlatt, a lunch club watch party, and secret moments in crowded rooms :)

notes: romantic, sfw, fluff, lunch club mentioned rip, vague timeline maybe circa 2023, x reader

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You weren’t exactly certain how you had wound up with your eyes glued to a TV screen at a house party, but life was just full of surprises lately. 

Well, no, you were actually very certain as to how this had happened.

Some drunk attendee of the party you were at (if you’d had to be money on it, you’d have said it was probably Ted) had suggested that you all watch old videos of each other in order to “break the ice” and “totally not just to laugh at everyone.” Naturally, the herd of tipsy people around you had voiced their vehement opposition to this idea, but no one was lucid enough to stop him from connecting their phone to the TV and searching for 2019-era clips of everyone.

Unfortunately for your fragile heart, the very unwitting object of your affections was the first up to the chopping block. 

So here you all were, gathered in someone’s living room, watching a version of him that was long gone muck about on screen with people he no longer spoke to. 

You tilted your head back, letting it bump into his chest gently. Almost instantly upon contact, you felt the muscles there tense up. You smiled. 

As the version of him on the TV continued to peer down at the room, your smile grew disgustingly fond. No facial hair and skinny limbs…he really did look like a twig, there, didn’t he? Deciding that it was imperative he heard your stance on the matter, you tipped your head even further backwards and looked up at him, hoping to catch his eye.

Only to find that he was already looking down at you with what must have been a very similar expression to the one you were now wearing.

The moment your eyes met, he flushed bright red and wrenched them away, staring resolutely into the distance. This stunned you into giggles, pulling your head forward once more. 

Your laughter inspired nothing but a huff of frustration from the man behind you, but you paid him no mind. He was the one who had been looking at you like a creep for god-knows-how-long. It wasn’t your fault that being caught had turned him a delightful shade of scarlet.  

But suddenly, you recalled your intended task. This time, you spun around to face him fully, losing your balance a bit in the process. A hand shot down to your hip to steady you. 

Once you had regained your bearings, you looked up at him once more and mouthed the words, You look 12. Unfortunately, it seemed that his lip reading skills were horribly lackluster, as he tilted his head in confusion and mouthed back, What?

Irritated now, you repeated your wordless jab, slower and in a manner you thought was clear enough for a toddler to comprehend, but the man-child in front of you still seemed lost.

You shook your head and sighed, opting to try one last time before calling it quits. 

But this time, you weren’t going to leave room for misinterpretation. 

Your hand snaked its way up and across his cheek, lingering for a moment in a gentle and unwitting caress before eventually finding its way to the side of his neck. He looked surprised at the contact, but not displeased, so you took it as a sign to continue.

Using your new leverage point, you pulled his head down and leaned into his ear, just barely grazing the shell of it with your lips as you whispered, “You definitely look 19 in this video.” 

Even with the temporary change in his height, you still found yourself needing to get on your tiptoes just to be on the same level as him. How irritating.

You pulled back to gauge his reaction to your words, but what you found was NOT the flat irritation you had expected. Rather, it was a look of pure, dumbfounded amazement. 

It was at this moment you registered his hand, still warm at your hip despite being long unneeded.

Not wanting to miss any more of the proceedings on screen, you rolled your eyes and turned back to face the front. All the while, a light pressure never left your hip bone.

It was only once you had settled back into your stance that you felt a shift, then a presence right beside your face.

“I was 20 in that, fuck you.”

All you could do in response was laugh.

Gradually, and perhaps without really meaning to, you found yourself sinking further and further backwards, straight into his broad chest. 

By the end of the video, you were near-enveloped in his arms, which had now come to rest loosely on both sides of your waist in support.

It was nice, you thought, being sheltered like this.

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Kiss Cam

Schlatt x gn!reader Summary: a cute moment with Schlatt at a baseball game A/N: This is just a cute quick little thing I threw together in 30 minutes to get back into the swing of writing

The crowds are packed as you make your way into the stadium, clinging tightly onto Schlatt's arm as he barrels through the crowds, keeping an eye on you as you cut through the sea of people to make sure you don't get swallowed up by it. Making your way through finally, you let him drag you through the stadium, smiling happily and saying hi to the excited fans as they scramble in to find seats, watching your boyfriend grumble as he pulls you along.

A few people clearly recognise him, stopping and pointing and whispering to themselves as you trot down the stairs to some seats, somewhere near third base. He slinks down in his chair and pulls his hat down a bit, trying to hide himself as the crowd shuffles in, relaxing slightly when he feels you slip a hand around his shoulder.

The more people that slot in around you the more Schlatt relaxes, the older couples or parents with kids a much safer bet to be sitting around than the younger folks pointing you out earlier. It wasn't that he didn't like his fans, but he was hear with you, and he wanted to keep it that way.

You try your best to keep up with the game as it goes, you're much more into football than you are baseball, but you know the basics. You cheer when Schlatt does, boo when he does, blending into the sea of excited Yankee fans around you as you pick up their cues of how the game is going. So far it was proving to be a good night, the Yankees were doing pretty good which meant a happy Schlatt and by turn a happy you.

As you're sitting, sipping your drink, just after the fourth inning, talking to Schlatt as he shows you something on his phone, people around you suddenly start to murmur excitedly. You look up confused, looking down at the diamond to see what's happening, to find it still bare. The cheering gets louder as suddenly someone behind you is tapping you on the back, the unknown person pointing to the corner of the stadium where the large screen is set up, Schlatt and your faces broadcasted with big bold letters underneath it.

Kiss Cam.

You nudge Schlatt as you laugh softly, getting his attention and pointing up at the screen, cringing when the second he lifts his head the cheers noticeably get louder. You know that some people are just excited about this mid game show, but others undoubtably recognise him.

You see him blush hard as he tucks his phone away into his pocket, slinking down again into his chair as he shakes his head, cringing again when a few people boo playfully.

"Come on," you tease as you tug his sleeve, getting him to face you, "don't be a baby." You pull the cap off his head as you beam up at him, running your hand through his hair and pulling him down towards you, connecting your lips as you hold the cap up in the direction of the camera, blocking yourselves from view. You hear people around you cheer as you two kiss, your lips locked together as you feel Schlatt's hand snake down to gently touch your waist, giving you a gentle squeeze as he tilts his head into the kiss.

You pull apart eventually, laughing soft and breathy against his lips as you see the red covering his face, feeling him whisper a soft I love you against your temple as he presses his lips there, taking his cap from you and settles it back on his head, shrinking into his seat as he finally spots the camera, glaring at it as you lean into his side.

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you’re an amazing writer!

sfw abc’s?

feel free to delete, no pressure!

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀SFW ABC LIST! W/ JSCHLATT.

author’s note: thank you so much, my love! i hope i did you proud with this one <3 we got a gender neutral reader here! we also have a ted nivison nsfw and sfw abc list coming soon 😼 reblogs & likes are always appreciated! remember, do not steal or plagiarize any work belonging to kkentobox !

A + AFFECTION —- how affectionate are they? how do they show affection?

⠀⠀⠀⠀schlatt’s love languages are acts of service and quality time, i said what i said !! his affection always seems to revolve around those two, with the sprinkle of physical touch. he’ll tie your shoe laces when they come undone without a word. he’ll surprise you with a food and binge watch your favorite shows. he’ll take candid photos of you with the cameras he always carries. he’ll carry you with ease if you’re tired after walking too long. he’ll give you his phone without a worry as to why you want it. his actions say a lot more than he could ever express with words.

B + BEST FRIEND —- what would they be like as a best friend? how would the friendship start?

⠀⠀⠀⠀the friendship definitely forms through social media and from the beginning he’d be a pain in the ass. from spamming your phone at late hours with videos or teasing you about literally anything you do, especially if you’re a content creator. he’s definitely someone you can rely on during tough times and someone you can immediately go to when things don’t work out; he’ll be nice enough to offer solutions before comforting you.

C + CUDDLE —- do they like to cuddle? how would they cuddle?

⠀⠀⠀⠀schlatt is a huge cuddler! though it took him a while to actually admit and accept it, he physically melts when he’s in your arms. he feels very natural spooning you, but he would never put up a fight to be cuddled by you. whether he’s lying on top of you with his head in your neck or chest or being a little spoon, he’ll have a goofy look on his face.

D + DOMESTIC —- they want to settle down? how are they at cooking and cleaning?

⠀⠀⠀⠀schlatt being the classic american he is, does see himself settling down at some point. he doesn’t cook five star meals and has hired people to clean before, but he will step up his game for you if he sees a future with you. you’ll see him put more effort in grocery shopping with you, cleaning up the dishes if you cooked, accidentally getting on cleantok because he searched up helpful tips on cleaning.

E + ENDING —- if they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?

⠀⠀⠀⠀he’s a very serious man about stuff like this, but he’d be blunt about it. he wouldn’t drag things on or sugarcoat anything, he’d cut straight to the point and just say what he’s already decided. it would be in the bedroom or living room where he can sit and properly look at you. he’d talk about how he came to the decision, what he’s feeling and apologize for doing it, but not feeling very sorry about it because ultimately it’s how he feels.

F + FIANCE(E) —- how do they feel about commitment? how quick would they want to get married?

⠀⠀⠀⠀schlatt is definitely someone who wants to take a relationship slow, he won’t put a ring on your finger in a year of being together. no longer than five years, but no earlier than two years for sure! something about him just gives off a very natural vibe, one where he kinda just lets everything fall into place on their own.

G + GENTLE —- how gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?

⠀⠀⠀⠀naturally with you, he’s very gentle with his physical touch. brushing your hair? he’s doing his best to not tug too harshly on the strands, kissing and whispering against your head if he accidentally hurt you. helping you with chores? he’ll roll up your sleeves or help you put your hair back. he’ll smooth over your clothes with soft hands in public without saying a word. often placing both of his palms against your cheeks to pucker up your lips, ready to place a lingering kiss.

⠀⠀⠀⠀emotionally, he tries his best to help you understand him. he knows how he is with communication and emotional intelligence, something he’s gotten better at since meeting you. though most of his emotions when it comes to you are always positive, there are moments where they aren’t; during those times, he still won’t take it out on you because he values your own wellbeing.

H + HUGS —- do they like hugs? how often do they do it? what are their hugs like?

⠀⠀⠀⠀i KNOW his hugs are the best thing in the world. with how big and broad he is, his body would wrap around yours just perfectly, like it was meant to be held by him. i can actually see him holding you very often in the privacy of your home, his arms lazily wrapped around your waist all the time like they’re glued there. when he’s talking to you, nine times out of ten, he’s all up in your space with a hug.

I + I LOVE YOU —- how fast do they say the L-word?

⠀⠀⠀⠀seeing as how it takes him a while to process and fully understand his emotions, he would definitely take his time with saying the l-word. he would feel it early in the relationship, but would overthink how you actually feel so he’d hold off on saying it for months. he might actually wait until he feels like you guys have reached a serious point in the relationship, but would still end up saying it in a very comfortable environment. maybe snuggled up on the couch watching a movie or getting ready to go out.

J + JEALOUSY —- how jealous do they get? what do they do when they’re jealous?

⠀⠀⠀⠀with feelings like his, he doesn’t always get jealous because normally you’re very quick to never let anything get to a point where it would make him jealous. but! let’s say he does get jealous for whatever reason, he doesn’t blame you ever. he’ll get a very strong urge to be possessive, give you a big kiss and grope you no matter if you’re in public. there are times where he just kind of wallows and gets quiet, feeling this ugly weight on his chest that doesn’t go away until you’ve given him enough kisses to get his mind off it.

K + KISSES —- what are their kisses like? where do they like to kiss you? where do they like to be kissed?

⠀⠀⠀⠀schlatt’s kisses are always very sweet but firm, just like his love for you! his favorite place to kiss you is your forehead, the habit coming natural to him because of his cats. he seemingly enjoys whenever you press a kiss against his cheek, especially near his chops. there are times in public or for filming purposes when he tends to get a little vulgar with his kisses just to fluster you. on plenty occasions, he’ll open mouth kiss you and hold you tight against him so you won’t move.. those would be my favorite idk about you guys.

L + LITTLE ONES —- how are they around children?

⠀⠀⠀⠀we have all seen how he acts around children, the man is a complete natural when it comes to kids. he’s very gentle, knows how to keep them entertained & is more than capable of keeping up with their attention span. i can definitely see him getting baby fever really bad, but it being cut short if he sees their boogers or something </3

M + MORNINGS —- how are mornings spent with them?

⠀⠀⠀⠀i am a firm believer that he likes to hit the snooze button as many times as he can, always trying to get those last few minutes of sleep in. he’ll hold on tight to you if you like to get up earlier than him, he refuses to let you go so you really have to beg him. his rosy cheeks and sleepy eyes never fail to lure you back in to the cozy bed.

⠀⠀⠀⠀once he’s gotten in those few minutes, he still won’t actually leave the bed until his tired mind realizes you’ve actually left, then he’s quick to get up to find you. mornings are usually when he’s the most clingy, having the tendency of rest his entire body on you even when you’re busy doing something. cooking breakfast? he’s got his arms around you, back flush against his chest as he mumbles into your hair that you should come back to bed. doing work? he’s sitting on the floor beside you so he’s at perfect height to rest his head on your lap.

N + NIGHTS —- how are nights spent with them?

⠀⠀⠀⠀schlatt likes to unwind before bed, what he prefers? watching you from bed as you prepare yourself for the night. attentive eyes memorizing your skincare routine, resting against the headboard as you walk around the room. sometimes when he’s missed you throughout the day, he’ll stand right behind you in the mirror and help you apply everything. holding your hair back rather than letting you tie it up, cleaning up your arms when the water dribbles down them, etc.

⠀⠀⠀⠀when you guys finally end up in bed, there’s quiet mumbles against each other’s skin in the darkness. the final whispers of the other’s day and how it went, what the plans are for tomorrow. i don’t see him taking up too much space on the bed in terms of moving, he prefers to keep himself wrapped around your body and just stays there throughout the night; shifting to your body movement in his slumber.

O + OPEN —- how would they start revealing things about themselves? do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?

⠀⠀⠀⠀privacy is something he values greatly, though he makes connections with people quickly, it takes him a while to reveal personal information. he doesn’t say anything until he truly believes he can trust you, then he’ll become more vulnerable. you’ll take note that he begins to share childhood stories, how he’s feeling mentally, his plans for the future, etc.

P + PATIENCE —- how easily angered are they?

⠀⠀⠀⠀schlatt’s online persona makes it seem like he would be quick to be angry, but i can see him being very patient. depending on the situation, how you guys got here & what the topic is about — he’ll be more calm on trying to have an adult conversation to work past things. however, during the rare moments where he’s more upset, he still wouldn’t dare yell at you, he’ll shut down instead after a couple minutes of arguing. he’s more firm than anything, trying to understand your feelings and thoughts, but if the conversation is leading you guys nowhere; he offers to take a walk with him in silence to gather your thoughts.

Q + QUIZZES —- how much would they remember about you? do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?

⠀⠀⠀⠀you would never guess he actually captures everything you tell him, but he has a very good memory! he’s always bringing up things that you had completely forgot you mentioned to him, like the one shampoo you told him you wanted to try months ago or the new restaurant you wanted to check out once it opened. looking through his notes on his phone, he has quick texts to himself of things you’ve recently mentioned or things he has on his to-do list like buy your cart on the website you’ve had opened for weeks.

R + REMEMBER —- what is their favorite moment in your relationship?

⠀⠀⠀⠀meeting his family is the first memory that comes to mind, being such an important milestone in your relationship that went flawlessly. his parents having loved you the second they opened the door, it warms his heart knowing how quickly you made such a special connection with his parents. he’ll be on the phone with his mother when she suddenly interrupts him asking if you’ve eaten for the day.

S + SECURITY —- how protective are they? how would they protect you? how would they like to be protected?

⠀⠀⠀⠀schlatt can actually be very protective over you, especially if you guys are at an event or around other content creators. of course, he lets you go off on your own to socialize, but he’ll always remain in eyesight to keep a close eye on your surroundings. in public, he likes to keep things minimal by keeping an arm around your shoulder, your arm wrapped around his or his hand on your lower back.

⠀⠀⠀⠀though physical violence would never be his first choice, he can definitely get rowdy if someone is taking things too far. if someone came up to you, being very persistent on taking you home with them, he’s intervene by giving them a “what the fuck are you doing?” look followed by a “they’re not interested, bro.” but if they continued to follow after you is when he’ll lightly shove them away. he does not play about your safety.

⠀⠀⠀⠀he, however, can take care of himself, but wouldn’t mind too much if you defended him. he’d be next to you with a smug look on his face as you spoke, almost proud that you have the courage to speak up for him.

T + TRY —- how much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?

⠀⠀⠀⠀he likes to make everything very sentimental rather than go big for everything. he knows you like the back of his hand, so his gifts are always something he knows you’ve love & use every day. the effort he puts into special occasions like anniversaries, birthdays, etc usually means a romantic meal at a fancy jazz restaurant/bar followed by a breathtaking view at an expensive hotel where the gifts are given. he tries his best to always put in sentimental value into everything he does, i am a acts of service schlatt truther!!!

U + UGLY —- what would be some bad habits of theirs?

⠀⠀⠀⠀there are times when he shuts down, whether it be from overworking himself, feeling overwhelmed with his work or feeling like he’s not doing enough. he won’t talk to anyone and just kind of brushes off your questions, a habit only he can take himself out of until he’s ready to talk. he can also get very defensive about his feelings, he sometimes can’t properly explain how he feels because he lacks the words to express himself, which leads him to feeling frustrated.

V + VANITY —- how concerned are they with their looks?

⠀⠀⠀⠀schlatt has said time and time again he doesn’t really do anything to himself. no cologne, no skincare, nothing to actually maintain an appearance aside from haircuts. he genuinely doesn’t care about any of that, which ultimately makes him more attractive that he just wakes up like that. you will always whine to him about how soft his hair or skin is without any effort on his side, just for him to laugh in your face.

W + WHOLE —- would they feel incomplete without you?

⠀⠀⠀⠀incomplete is a very strong word for someone as independent as him. he finds value in himself, knows who he is as a person and has been more than content with being by himself, but if he lost you? he’d miss you immensely, always being in a state of reminiscing what you usually did around the house, yearning for your presence. of course it would take him some time to get over it, to return how he was before, but there will always be a part of him that believes you took a piece of him he will never get back.

X + XTRA —- a random headcanon for them.

⠀⠀⠀⠀the man often carries something of yours. hair ties on his wrist or in his car, your favorite chapstick in his pockets, a polaroid in his wallet, a comfy pair of shoes and one of his old sweaters for you to change into in his trunk, your playlist ready to play on aux, a trinket (sonny angel, calico critter, etc) you’ve gifted him that he carries on his keys. you’re everywhere and he likes it that way.

Y + YUCK —- what are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?

⠀⠀⠀⠀schlatt wouldn’t want to be with someone who has to share their business with everyone. he’s a very private person, so i can imagine him being upset if he had a partner that was constantly telling the world about their arguments or personal information he himself would never put out there. it’s fine if someone is talkative and loves to share, just as long as it’s not going to affect him or the relationship personally. telling your best friend about your recent argument is one thing, telling an entire audience or his closest friends about it is another thing.

Z + ZZZ —- what is a sleep habits of theirs?

⠀⠀⠀⠀schlatt’s body will always find yours. he physically cannot sleep if you’re not snuggled up beside him. if he can’t feel you in his sleep, he’s immediately waking up. if you turn in your sleep, so is he, somehow finding comfortable positions with you while you’re both in mimi land.