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i understand why some people arent into them but i personally will never be sick of internalized homophobia subplots i love shame i love it when characters experience shame

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the plot chickens (becomes scared of its own premise)

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*said with so much love in my heart that it's full to bursting* hey I had a lot of fun last time would you like to hang out again sometime soon? :)

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hello, white tumblr user. before you is a serious post by a blogger of color about racism. if you are able to quietly reblog it without adding any bullshit, especially not anything starting with "as a white person-" you will be allowed to go free. the hardest challenge in your entire life begins now

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Being told to stop using em dashes in my writing because ChatGPT uses them a lot and people might think it's written by AI...

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the most noble professions are

3. line cooks. unsung warriors fighting in unreasonable conditions to make food that taste good.

2. sanitation worker. working at risk to carry out unpleasant tasks without which society would collapse within days. actual heroes

1. artists who draw blowjobs good

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maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

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sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together

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How about a relationship Kristen has in canon that you don't like?

Girlie it's past 4 AM, what are you doing up?

Anyway, let's see, Kristen canonical relationships... hmmmmmm...

Man, I uh... I guess her friendship with Gorgug? In that it barely exists? I dunno, I feel like there really isn't much of anything in canon I dislike, so in terms of stuff I feel apathy for, I think it speaks to the effect that I see a lot of people write Kristen and Gorgug as more friends based on shared experiences and just their different energies playing off each other and just kind of living in that great chemistry Zac n Ally have, but like, as far as the canon relationship goes, I don't recall them ever having like, a single memorable conversation other than a quick little in passing "Hey, remember when we died?" during Junior Year.

Like, folks will make cake outa those breadcrumbs for sure, but still, there just aint much there.

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CHARACTER ASK GAME!!! 💫

Send a character + one or more of these question IN THE INBOX. Don't reply on the post!

1. Why do you like or dislike this character?

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

6. What's something you have in common with this character?

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?

9. Could you be roommates with this character?

10. Could you be best friends with this character?

11. Would you date this character?

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot?

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

15. What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.)

16. What's your least favorite ship for this character?

17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?

18. How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?

19. How about a relationship they have in canon that you don't like?

20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?

21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?

22. If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to ths character? Something you don't like?

23. Favorite picture of this character?

24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

26. What's something the character has done you can't get over? Be it something funny, bad, good, serious, whatever?

27. What is a color or colors that you think of when you think of this character, be it their canon color(s) or not?

28. If you could have this character meet another in another media, who would you have them meet?

29. Could you live as this character, would you? If not, what would you change so that you could?

30. FREEBIE QUESTION!!

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ADVENTURE IS CALLING...

DO YOU PICK UP THA PHONE

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I just want to write my little stupid stories. please may I have one william dollars

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“Always the bridesmaid and never the bride” is like the worst insult

You mean I have so many friends who love and trust me enough to be a bridesmaid in multiple different weddings? You mean I don’t have to get married? This is the dream.

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ive had enough. no more poasts

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Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding