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everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

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Sweet City Woman-The Stampeders.

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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no thoughts, just egon spengler yelling “hit it mama” at the top of his lungs :))

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Every time I see something that Christopher Eccleston posts on Instagram, I'm so thrilled! I don't understand half the things he posts there and don't know like 99 % of people he talks about but I support him with all my heart. You just cannot not support that brilliant man! He's wonderful.

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“Pranking Bart was my Sgt. Pepper’s after a lifetime of Back Off Boogaloos.”

-Seymour Skinner.

#Simpsons

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Star: *about a coworker* “What doesn’t kill him will make him stranger.”

Captain: “He must not have had a lot of things kill him.” ♡

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Word of advice: never disrespect a florist. They WILL spit in your vase.

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reblog if you think the girl on the left is just as beautiful as the girl on the right

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The public requires miracles out of your ass. They can suck it.

Some guy called the park today and asked if we have any outdoor snow activities coming up.

“We should soon,” I said, “Weather permitting.”

“‘Weather permitting’?” he asked. “Can you clarify what you mean by that?”

“I mean... provided it gets cold enough,” I said.

“And why is that necessary?”

“Because... snow... melts?”

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My ability to care! Haven't seen that in 13 years!

Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

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rammstein - mein teil, finland 

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I actually really hate Woodstock, but my husband thinks it was the best thing ever. -_- ♡

Woodstock says a lot about the Baby Boomer generation.

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When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree

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XD

Ok...I may have made a few more. I can't stop!

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Currently 32 and have been mistaken for a 23 year old or a 35 year old. ♡♡

reblog this and tag your age + the youngest and oldest ages you’ve been mistaken for