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I spend at least ten minutes of every day of my life admiring my own hair and making pointy finger gun gestures. #itsthelittlethingsinlife

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So that happened! @kmurphinator is probably the coolest person ever.

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Has four $300+ nights last week. Just saying, people shell out money for a good cause. 👍😍 #taylorswift #bartending101

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That didn't work well at all.

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Got #pappy ?!?

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I seriously spent the entire first day of the year blackout drunk

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"Hey did that one dude that was bragging about how much money he made tip you well??" Fuck those people. Put your money where your mouth is. Fuck it, put your money where MY mouth is.

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I probably walk at least a mile every week just traveling in between my bar stool and the urinal. 😂

Story of my life 🍺🍻🍺🍻 #barlife (at Michael’s Sports Pub & Grill)

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^^ the ONLY reason I'll stay til close is because the drunk service industry people are the very best kind of people.

Lol… That’s like asking me to open lol… GTFO #serverlife #server_life #serverprobs #serverproblems #barlife #bartenderlife #fohlife #waiterlife

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Another Drunk Blog- you are most welcome

New to tumblr, err, kind of. 
I have a thirteen year old little sister who talks about shipping and cannon and some other shit. 
I got a lesson on tumblrology a week or so ago. This blog will mostly be bitching or loving on customers. General drunk posting. Alcohol induced shenanigans. Drunk answering of you anonymous (or otherwise) questions. 
Sit back grab something classy to drink and enjoy the shit show!