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love doing kinky shit I'm embarrassed of with my boyfriend. like yes slap my dick I will absolutely whine about it and jump and shake and ask very nicely for more hits

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I think the best part of playing with rope isn't just the obvious part of restraining them, it's being able to prevent the person from covering their own mouth.

No matter how much he wants to hide his noises, he can't - His hands just can't reach his face, and with how the rope is tied around him, he can't really turn his head or body enough to bite a pillow. He HAS to let out those whines and moans - and it's just the cutest sound <3

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do NOT fuck a stalackmite u wil get cave dust in ur pussy

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Another finished flat-color commission! Thank you for choosing me as your artist, it's been a pleasure working with you <3

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being a counselor is weird because now I have actual training on life advice stuff and I can have a serious discussion with my boyfriend and help him with therapy tactics and then just dick him down wildly. in the same day. by god you'll be getting serotonin and/or this strap boy

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huge boobs boy and flat chested girl

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Some flat color pieces (blurred for privacy) from my most recent commission! Thank you for choosing me as your artist, it was a pleasure to work with you on this character! :^)

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smth smth clicker training a guy till just the sound alone takes his attention off of whatever he's doing and puts it all on being a good boy <3

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can i stick my tongue in your guilt complex

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Graffitto in the stall of my local queer furry bar

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TIME TO RANDOMIZE YOUR GENITALS

Based on this post. Reblog and tag what you got on the wheel! In the event this breaches containment; I'm a monsterfucker so be warned that a good chunk of these reflect that.

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work is hard but t dick is harder

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reverse chastity does Something to my brain

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going from somewhat judging harder kinks years ago to being Very down with them now is so funny to me cause like. what do you mean "now I just get hard when my boyfriend is literally just asleep next to me" like idk man he's just such a pretty little guy and I don't wanna wake him up cause he's got work in the morning but I also wanna fuck the soul out of him and I mean he's Right There