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I bought another FSM emblem for my car. I also have a bunch of nerdy stickers and band stickers I can put on it.

Woo! So x atheist x!!!

I have been barefoot 99% of my life now that I am no longer in school.

Also, is it bad to have my plate number on the internet like this?

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It was 2015 folk, all the times were divisible by 5, 1955, 1985 and 2015. GUH.

That’s better…

frozach submitted

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Dear Internet,

Trying to find pictures of Lucy Lawless - aka Xena Warrior Princess to photoshop onto a killer whale in reference to her recent arrest, I came across this photo of Rainn Wilson - aka Dwight from the Office, doing some Xena cosplay from Entertainment Weekly in 2008. 

I am simply writing you to say… thank you. Thank you for being there for me.  

Thank you, 

Chuck McCarthy

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Not Schrute Facts related but fuck you.

The left (I think the left) is Rick Frothy Anal Juice, also known as Rick Santorum.

Again, I stole this from someone more brilliant than I.

We also broke 300 followers! Nowhere near the millions of followers this blog used to have but 300 is a solid number.

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I can see it.

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Submitted by viking-god.

I start school again next week and so most likely in an effort to not do school work, I will update this tumblr. Hopefully that works out for the best!

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I think I like this one...seriously though kids, you should ALWAYS have a "false" starting the second line. For some reason that bugs me.

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I think this one is stretching a bit.

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The old Schrute Facts blog guy posted some more Schrute Facts. This is the only one I found funny. One of them said "fact" not "false" and that felt kind of weird seeing...not right.

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Pluggins

Hey kids,

While half-assedly trying to find content to post I came upon this tumbles:

http://fuckyeahdwightmeme.tumblr.com/

http://fuckyeahdwightmeme.tumblr.com/

http://fuckyeahdwightmeme.tumblr.com/

http://fuckyeahdwightmeme.tumblr.com/

Pretty much a less focused version of this site. They also are more edgy because they got a curse word in their title.

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Enjoy all the crap people usually do around this time!

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Submitted by Paul

I think it is supposed to be ironic.

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FakeAnything

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Submitted by Paul.

Also, Leftover Crack are a blehish rock-steady punx bandm FYI. Last time I listened to them was when I was like, 16 so you're all warned.

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Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dót)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free

Auugh, 'gottagetme19' was gonna be MY profile name. Now I gotta get me another one....gottagetme69420 sounds good.

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NSF posted some new ones...I didn't like the other one, seemed like it has been done before.