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SCHUE: Hi, Emma. I'm so sorry, that was pretty careless of me to leave it there! SCHUE: If you want, you can just leave it in your mailbox and I'll grab it. I'd understand if you didn't want to see me.

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EMMA: Hi. I have your Neil Diamond DVD in my apartment. Would you like to pick it up? @schuetm

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SCHUE: I'm pretty sure it's when you turn 18 that you're considered an adult! SCHUE: But I think real adulthood starts when you make your own life away from your parents. SCHUE: So for us I guess that was college.

TEXT MESSAGE: CASSIE&WILL

CASSIE: At what point did we become forreal adults? CASSIE: Because I still feel lost as fuck.

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A flash mob? In the year 2025? I never thought I'd see one of those again. I am begging you to tell me the location of this musical oasis.

easter sunday. according to the books tucked away in roach infested motel rooms across the country, today is the day that jesus rose again. well, you know what else has risen again? my D͟I͟S͟G͟U͟S͟T͟ with the people of this city. i am blissfully unaware as to who has revived the terroristic trend that is the flash mob, but it needs to go back to 2013 immediately, and, just like jesus after his initial comeback, never return. do you know why he's yet to turn the sequel into a trilogy and show his tight little ass down here on earth once again, comrades? it's because of those of you who have some irrational desire to assault innocent patrons who are just trying to enjoy their lunch. do better. b͟e͟ ͟b͟e͟t͟t͟e͟r͟.

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What a glorious triumph, Blaine. You should be so proud of yourself. I have notes, of course, but I think you should take tonight to relax and celebrate. My personal favorite drink is the "On Wednesdays We Drink Pink" which you could only get while Mean Girls was playing at the August Wilson Theater. The pink peppercorn rim was quite the treat! How are you choosing to decompress after the show? Laryngeal massage? Steam? 120oz of water?

annnd that's officially a wrap on our very first show as christian and satine! a huge thank you to everyone who came out tonight to watch our debuts in moulin rouge — your support means the world. it felt so, so good to be back on stage, and i can't believe i'll be sharing the stage with my dearest stella eight times a week from now on!

now that it’s time to celebrate, i’m curious — what's your go-to celebratory drink? doesn't have to be alcoholic, of course. in fact, non-alcoholic options are encouraged. i'd love to hear some suggestions!

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ANDREW GARFIELD

during CinemaCon 2025 – Amazon MGM Studios Exclusive Presentation of its Upcoming Slate at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace on April 2, 2025, in Las Vegas, Nevada.

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basics:

full name:  william michael schuester

nicknames:  will

gender:  cisman

pronouns:  he/him

sexuality:  pansexual

aesthetics:  cardigan chic, yacht rock, drunk karaoke, messy classroom energy, motivational pinterest boards, glitter on the carpet, inspirational breakdowns, spotify playlists of karaoke tracks for showers/the car/if there's a lull in glee club

age:  33

date of birth: december 28

zodiac sign:  capricorn

residence:  apartment in soho, nyc

occupation:  glee club director & spanish language professor @ nyada

species:  White Musical Theatre Tenor tm

appearance:

faceclaim:  andrew garfield

voice claim:  andrew garfield

height:  5'10"

eyes:  brown

hair:  brown

tattoos: "SHOW CHOIR 4 LYFE" emotionally branded on his soul

other distinguishing features:  intense "inspirational teacher" eye contact

style:  somewhere between divorced realtor and business casual with teacher flair, button downs, vests, khakis, sweater vests, cardigans

personality:

traits:  passionate, optimistic, idealistic, stubborn, oblivious, loyal

labels / tropes:  the inspiring teacher tm, mr. holland's opus wannabe, overinvested in teen drama

mental health:  his?? what about mine??? i'm the psychopath who applied for him????

likes:  coffee, knowing the gossip, standing in doorways dramatically, emotionally charged duets with students

dislikes  cynicism, dishonesty, too much vibrato, when people do not go for the belt and swap to head voice instead

fears:  becoming irrelevant

phobias:  an out of tune piano

hobbies:  arranging mashups

skills:  learning languages

quirks:  stress-induced sleeplessness

pet peeves:  too much vibrato, really bad accents

family:

mother:  mary schuester, interior designer

father:  william schuester senior, realtor

spouse / lover:  ex-wife (cassandra july)

children:  two daughters (deceased)

best friend:  tbd

rival:  tbd

crushing on:  susan sue sylvester, tbd

nemesis:  susan sue sylvester, the duolingo owl

faves:

ice cream flavour:  rocky road because it reflects his path to tenure

time of the day / night:  early evening (aka glee club rehearsal time)

weather:  concert season

breakfast food:  waffle house order: hash browns scattered, smothered, covered, waffle with peanut butter chips, jimmy dean sausage patties, two eggs poached and a biscuit

dinner food:  chicken pot pie but the brits know what's up with a cottage pie too

colours:  sunset orange, deep blue, olive green

songs:  if journey has no stans he is dead

other random stuff:

a cherished item:  will has a folder of thank you notes from his students, questionable choreography videos

first love:  cassandra july

usual mood:  annoyingly optimistic while turning on the "teacher mode" switch, sometimes frustrated, always cheesy af

1 thing they want to do / experience before they die:  create a mashup so powerful it ends college cyberbullying

defining moments:  rapping at nyada's opening musical ceremonies unironically, crying while playing "fix you" on the ukulele, the fact that he exists

headcanons

schue went to the university of texas for musical theatre where he met cassandra july. they were college sweethearts and got married six years ago. they had two daughters together who passed away in a tragic accident. will and cassie divorced and will threw himself into his work!!

rather than try to be the new aaron tveit at this point in his career, will decided to go back to school and get his masters in teaching. nyada had an opening in the spanish language department so he took it. he really wanted to teach... anything else, but it was the only job they had open. so now the duolingo owl haunts him daily as he learns spanish alongside his kids.

recently there was a scandal at nyada involving the longtime glee club director, sandy ryerson. will immediately applied for the job and somehow got it despite having little to no experience in teaching post-teenagers how to sing. still, he's run the glee club for one semester so far and is coming to the end of his first. he's hoping they'll actually have people attend their concert, and then we'll talk about competing.

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Dead Poets Society (1989) dir. Peter Weir