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"Rude."

Erin wrapped a ribbon around Andres's thigh and chest

“Gross.”

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fuckin lord

also andres isnt wearing lipstick from the tube…. : )

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(Let it be known that Liz is beautiful and I love them)

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Erin wrapped a ribbon around Andres's thigh and chest

"Gross."

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🎀 + Knee

"Really? Well, uh, I'm not sure letting a librarian get to know me is a good idea..."

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Andres smiled at Erin and jogged to her, stopping by her side and walking in step with her. "Hey Er-Bear. Ready for the break?"

Erin rubbed her arm as she waited for Andres to get out of school, tipping her head from side to side as she hummed softly. It had been a bit since he and his boyfriend had broken up, and she had to constantly remind herself not to try to push herself onto him. She could do it. It was fine.

“Hey, Andie!”

( scienceandbotany )

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how about them single parent!au's??

im on the bus and my 2-year-old won’t stop crying, except you just smiled at them and they did

i asked you to babysit one time and now my child keeps asking when you will spend time with them again

you asked me to the store with you and your child, and now my distant relative we met thinks im married with a baby 

we are friends and my child’s first word was your name and im jealous but also kind of endeared

you’ve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren’t even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, “i’ll go” i feel like we might as well be married

we’ve been on a few dates and my child just asked us when we are getting married

our children are in the same class and we both hate their teacher, eventually the parents’ evenings are just us competing who can call out snarkier comments

we are the only two parents who agreed to attend the school trip (bonus: “so i guess we share this hotel room?”)

our children are best friends….yeah

“i’m so sorry that my child pointed out how your shirt- actually nevermind i agree, that shirt is horrendous”

you crouched down to coo at my baby but i forgot to tell you their favorite thing to do is to play with people’s hair and now they won’t let go of you

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[high fives]

🎀 Wrist (friend)

*smiles and places a ribbon around Andres’s wrist as well*

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✏

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F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka

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Ha, we match!

🎀 Wrist (friend)

*smiles and places a ribbon around Andres’s wrist as well*

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[slam dunks ectobruisebosom]

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i want to be a plant

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Andres unlocked the door to the greenhouse, blushing softly. “Uh, all my life. I inherited this shop from my grandparents and my parents themselves. It’s been falling on rough times, though...”

“Andres…” He echoes, almost tasting the name. “Nice!” He follows closely behind the other, looking around owlishly at the various plants around them. “They’re so well-kept…how long have you been doing this?”

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“You too, Alex. I hope your datemate enjoys the flowers!”

“OK, cool!” Alex says smiling. “Thanks Mr…I’m sorry, I never got your name.” 

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Send a 🎀 and a corresponding body part for your muse to place a ribbon on my muse and see what your muse feels about mine!

Legend:

🎀  + Hair: Cuteness & Admiration 🎀  + Forehead: Aloofness & Friendship 🎀  + Eyes: Surprise & Gratitude 🎀  + Lips: Getting interested in you 🎀  + Neck: Playmate 🎀  + Chest: Deeper Admiration & love 🎀  + Arms: Protectiveness  🎀  + Wrist: Pet / Friend 🎀  + Hand: Sincere Apology 🎀  + Fingers: Secret Love for you 🎀  + Hip: Aggressiveness (Either Anger / Smut) 🎀  + Waist: Let’s be closer~ 🎀  + Thigh: Let’s do it & Having sex filled thoughts about you 🎀  + Knee: Strangeness & Curiosity  🎀  + Ankle: DIstrust  🎀  + Foot: Anger & Hatred.

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(i was checking out gilded-billionaire’s relationship and i saw they took over the Strexopoly verse for my marcus. I’m so happy. its such a great verse. I love