sciguynovak
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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?
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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object
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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room
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Honestly, y'all, I'm begging you. Take the time to think and learn for yourself. Even if it's just something casual like knitting or cooking. Exercise your brain. It's important.
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yeah I'm an airship mechanic. I got that big ass wrench and the boots that are too big, but also, and this is important, goggles I do not use correctly
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okay so i understand the need to hang appropriate signage about hazards in the lab. health and safety or whatever, blah blah blah. but what if i’m the hazard? what if i’m the health and safety problem??? does that mean i need to be walking around wearing a tshirt with an NFPA 704 hazard diamond on it at all times?? do i need to wear booty shorts with the radioactive trefoil emblazoned across the ass??? should i say “hello fellow scientists i am an active biohazard” every time i walk into a room???? you tell me, Mr Health and Safety
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Redditors are struggling in ways that we cannot even imagine here on tumblr Island
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fucking crazy we named it space. like yeah man it sure is
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i listened to my body and it's asking for substances
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