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Theo: I cut my finger

Y/n: I can kiss it, so it'll get better

Theo: That works?

Y/n: Yeah, my mum used to do it when I was little

*later*

Theo: I need you to punch me in the mouth

Draco: Fucking finally

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Baby, the Riddle effect… is the effect of wanting to be hit, getting pregnant and wanting to ask for forgiveness…

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You're scared of your kids seeing rainbows.

We're scared of our kids being beaten to death.

Know the difference.

This is why we march.

This is why we fight.

This is why we have Pride.

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shout-out to the transbian couple at the small punk show I went to a few months ago, you have no idea how much you encouraged me

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Bottoms, Tops, we all hate cops!!

[Image Description: a photograph of two white people wearing punk clothing, seemingly at a Pride parade. They are holding up a black sign with the words "Bottoms, tops, we all hate cops" in white, capitalized text. End Description.]

(provided by Aspirationatwork)

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just spoke with death, he said he hopes for the best

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𝒪𝓃𝑒 𝒹𝒾𝓃𝓃𝑒𝓇

y/n: This food is too hot... I can’t eat it. 

Theo: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence* 

Enzo: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! 

Tom: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

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𝑀𝑜𝓉𝓉𝑜𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒷𝓎

Draco: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Astoria: Make his dick hard not his life. 

Blaise: Break her bed not her heart.

Pansy: Play with her boobs not her feelings.

y/n: Get on his dick not his nerves.

Theo: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

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𝒯𝓇𝓊𝓉𝒽 𝑜𝓇 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝑒

Blaise: Truth or dare? 

y/n: Truth! 

Blaise: Do you- 

Theo: I dare you to kiss me. 

y/n: *kisses Theo* 

Blaise, to Pansy: They said “truth”, right?

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𝐵𝓇𝑜𝓀𝑒𝓃 𝐵𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈

Theo: Have you ever broken a bone?

y/n: Oh, I have.

Theo: Did it hurt?

y/n: No. Not really.

Theo: Oh, so which bone did you break?

y/n: Draco's arm.

Draco: It's not funny. It really hurt.

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James: so are we flirting right now?

Regulus: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

James: that doesn't answer my question

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